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Have you ever talked to someone who was very nervous, and just stared at them without saying a word back? Notice how they can't keep their mouths shut, they just blab uncontrollably and get more nervous? Kind of like this board in the absence of any definitive news coming out.

 

I'm so sick of all the chicken little posters here jumping to conclusions about what's happening or not happening. As Jim Mora said once, "You think you know, but you just, don't, know."

 

So go ahead, post your crap on here, that way I don't have to search so hard for intelligent discussion.

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I think the new Bills Coaching staff will be:

 

Mort - Lead Liar

Schefter - Apprentice Liar

Peter King - Travel Manager

John Clayton-Paranormal Activity Coordinator

Jay Glazer - Windbag

Pete Prisco - Gadfly

Vic Carrucci - Special Assistant for local color

Jerry Sullivan - Johnny Rain Cloud Coordinator

Coach Sal-Head Coach

Joe Logan - Wine taster

Pat Moran - Marketing and Promotions

Lowest paid staff of hacks in the league. Ralph will love it.

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Okay.

 

I heard that Russ Brandon was convincing Buddy to seriously considering giving Gregg Williams another chance at the head coach position if he is willing to make a few compromises. Williams learned a lot in Washington and he is having a stealth meeting after the Saints finish their playoff run.

 

Take it for what its worth, but it explains why Buddy used the phrase "(Frazier) blew our socks off" at his interview. Got this from Coach Sam's webcast.

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Okay.

 

I heard that Russ Brandon was convincing Buddy to seriously considering giving Gregg Williams another chance at the head coach position if he is willing to make a few compromises. Williams learned a lot in Washington and he is having a stealth meeting after the Saints finish their playoff run.

 

Take it for what its worth, but it explains why Buddy used the phrase "(Frazier) blew our socks off" at his interview. Got this from Coach Sam's webcast.

You've got too many posts under your belt for a post like that....

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I think the new Bills Coaching staff will be:

 

Mort - Lead Liar

Schefter - Apprentice Liar

Peter King - Travel Manager

John Clayton-Paranormal Activity Coordinator

Jay Glazer - Windbag

Pete Prisco - Gadfly

Vic Carrucci - Special Assistant for local color

Jerry Sullivan - Johnny Rain Cloud Coordinator

Coach Sal-Head Coach

Joe Logan - Wine taster

Pat Moran - Marketing and Promotions

Lowest paid staff of hacks in the league. Ralph will love it.

 

For this Awesome piece- you should be awarded the position of Joe Logan's wine Sommelier. Too nice to Peter King tough... something with Jock strap seems more appropriate, mainly because I think he'd like it.

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I think the new Bills Coaching staff will be:

 

#1: Mort - Lead Liar

Schefter - Apprentice Liar

Peter King - Travel Manager

John Clayton-Paranormal Activity Coordinator

Jay Glazer - Windbag

Pete Prisco - Gadfly

Vic Carrucci - Special Assistant for local color

Jerry Sullivan - Johnny Rain Cloud Coordinator

Coach Sal-Head Coach

Joe Logan - Wine taster

Pat Moran - Marketing and Promotions

Lowest paid staff of hacks in the league.

 

#2: Ralph will love it.

 

#1: funny - except for that pos sullivan - wouldn't let him clean the toilets - with his tongue

 

#2: pathetic - seriously pathetic

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