The Avenger Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 Can I be the guy who radios down whether we should challenge or not challenge a given play? I'm damn quick with a Tivo remote and could be an asset to the team. As an extra bonus, I can also be the guy to call for us to quickly run up to the line and snap the ball when we get away as beneficiaries of a bad call.
bills_fan_in_raleigh Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 Aaaaaah was it you who called the Skins ST with that awesome fake fg? No but I have designed some plays were multiple people get the ball and on defense we line up everyone about 5 yards from line of scrimmage all 11 in the box :-)
mrags Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 Can I be in charge of janitorial duties? I would like to move Marshawn Lynch to my main scrubber and urinal cake dispenser.
Coach55 Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 Since OC has already been claimed, I will be in charge of bribing the refs. A few key penalties (pass interference on an incomplete bomb, roughing the passer on timely intereception, holding on a 30 yard run) and some favorable ball spots and it won't matter who the rest of the team is. It is a game of inches and when the refs are giving you yards, you'll come out ahead...
Big Hurt Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 I would like to be in charge of the spy cam. But if that job is taken, can I be in charge of the Jills? Now I think about it, forget about the spy cam.
mousetrap08 Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 I'll be the waterboy or the guy who fetches the kicking tee.
outsidethebox Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 If you need a rodeo clown.......I'm your man.
Coach Tuesday Posted January 4, 2010 Author Posted January 4, 2010 I'll be the waterboy or the guy who fetches the kicking tee. Sorry, that post is already being manned by DELLAPELLE JOHN, at least until Skooby returns.
mousetrap08 Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 Sorry, that post is already being manned by DELLAPELLE JOHN, at least until Skooby returns. OH! just when I thought I could do something important with my life
CountDorkula Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 Il be the kickers coach. I will get there attention by getting pictures of ex girlfriends and taping them to the footballs and telling them to kick the crap out of it.
thebug Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 Anything you need coach. (nothing like that you asswipes)
JPicc2114 Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 Who's offensive coordinator? We must use the play: "The annexation of Puerto Rico"
/dev/null Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 I'll be the Un-Named Source Within the Organization that feeds bullschitt for TSW'ers to post
Astrobot Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 I'm working on our draft value board as we speak... Anything to be in the War Room
BuffaloBill Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 I would like to be Minister of Beer or perhaps Fermented Hops Quality Control.....need to make sure our OLine drinks only the best! Bastage ... I wanted that job. Now I'll have to take "Official Jills Uniform Coach" to make sure they fit well.
Chalkie Gerzowski Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 Can I be the Carl Mauck-Chris Farley assistant that screams profanities at the officials and opposing players?
Just Jack Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 I'll be that guy that walks along behind the head coach holding his headset cord so it doesn't get tangled up.
Hossage Posted January 5, 2010 Posted January 5, 2010 Brothers, I am in as the defensive backs coach. And part time Boston Strangler.
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