The Avenger Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Can I be the guy who radios down whether we should challenge or not challenge a given play? I'm damn quick with a Tivo remote and could be an asset to the team. As an extra bonus, I can also be the guy to call for us to quickly run up to the line and snap the ball when we get away as beneficiaries of a bad call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan_in_raleigh Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Aaaaaah was it you who called the Skins ST with that awesome fake fg? No but I have designed some plays were multiple people get the ball and on defense we line up everyone about 5 yards from line of scrimmage all 11 in the box :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Can I be in charge of janitorial duties? I would like to move Marshawn Lynch to my main scrubber and urinal cake dispenser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach55 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Since OC has already been claimed, I will be in charge of bribing the refs. A few key penalties (pass interference on an incomplete bomb, roughing the passer on timely intereception, holding on a 30 yard run) and some favorable ball spots and it won't matter who the rest of the team is. It is a game of inches and when the refs are giving you yards, you'll come out ahead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Hurt Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I would like to be in charge of the spy cam. But if that job is taken, can I be in charge of the Jills? Now I think about it, forget about the spy cam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mousetrap08 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I'll be the waterboy or the guy who fetches the kicking tee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 If you need a rodeo clown.......I'm your man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted January 4, 2010 Author Share Posted January 4, 2010 I'll be the waterboy or the guy who fetches the kicking tee. Sorry, that post is already being manned by DELLAPELLE JOHN, at least until Skooby returns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Is it too late to beg for Jauron to come back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mousetrap08 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Sorry, that post is already being manned by DELLAPELLE JOHN, at least until Skooby returns. OH! just when I thought I could do something important with my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Il be the kickers coach. I will get there attention by getting pictures of ex girlfriends and taping them to the footballs and telling them to kick the crap out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Anything you need coach. (nothing like that you asswipes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I want to be the official bench-warmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPicc2114 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Who's offensive coordinator? We must use the play: "The annexation of Puerto Rico" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I'll be the Un-Named Source Within the Organization that feeds bullschitt for TSW'ers to post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrobot Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I'm working on our draft value board as we speak... Anything to be in the War Room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I would like to be Minister of Beer or perhaps Fermented Hops Quality Control.....need to make sure our OLine drinks only the best! Bastage ... I wanted that job. Now I'll have to take "Official Jills Uniform Coach" to make sure they fit well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkie Gerzowski Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Can I be the Carl Mauck-Chris Farley assistant that screams profanities at the officials and opposing players? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I'll be that guy that walks along behind the head coach holding his headset cord so it doesn't get tangled up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hossage Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Brothers, I am in as the defensive backs coach. And part time Boston Strangler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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