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Ok, all kidding aside, hahaha, i have about 6 deep purple welts up and down the side of my neck, and no i cant hide these either...damn girl went nuts yesterday, and wouldnt stop(note, i am not complaining), and now i look like i have been in a fight...the best way to describe it would be to say that it looks as if half a dozen golf balls were shot out of a gun and hit me in the side of the neck...so anyone got any ideas of how to get rid of them...i mean seriously, i cant go into work on monday looking like this, its really bad...and yes if anyone really wants to see, i can take a digicam pic so you all can laugh at me...i honestly cant make up any excuse, like i got hit or choked, cuz there aer 6 damn big deep purple spots...somebody help!!!!! :lol::blink::w00t:

 

i do take consolation tho in the fact that she looks like she got hit with a baseball bat across the neck tho, so we both look retarded...

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I hope your aware that the only people who should ever have a hickey are 25 year old women with 4 teeth who smoke newport 100's.

 

That being said... you may have to get into a terrible car accident and get a neck brace.

 

The question is, when you go to work, and you have these marks, and so does she, isnt someone gonna put 2 and 2 together and get 4?

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I hope your aware that the only people who should ever have a hickey are 25 year old women with 4 teeth who smoke newport 100's. 

 

That being said... you may have to get into a terrible car accident and get a neck brace.

 

The question is, when you go to work, and you have these marks, and so does she, isnt someone gonna put 2 and 2 together and get 4?

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They work at the same drive-in?

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I hope your aware that the only people who should ever have a hickey are 25 year old women with 4 teeth who smoke newport 100's. 

 

That being said... you may have to get into a terrible car accident and get a neck brace.

 

The question is, when you go to work, and you have these marks, and so does she, isnt someone gonna put 2 and 2 together and get 4?

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nah, we dont work together, and the class we have together is cancelled this week due to thanksgiving...i am just going to look retarded...

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Tell everyone you were at the Pistons game and Ron Artest beat you up (punching you in the neck repeatedly).

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in theory, this is an excellent idea, but that still leaves me at a loss of how to explain the teeth marks...

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in theory, this is an excellent idea, but that still leaves me at a loss of how to explain the teeth marks...

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teeth marks? are you dating a wild animal? WTF, dude you need to get with ladies more often, if you are letting them give and you are giving hickeys

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It's passion fat-boy. At least he's not limp and dribbling down his leg.

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teeth marks? are you dating a wild animal? WTF, dude you need to get with ladies more often, if you are letting them give and you are giving hickeys

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man, it wasnt like i sat there and planned it...we were both having a great time, and this was one of the results... :lol:

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man, it wasnt like i sat there and planned it...we were both having a great time, and this was one of the results... :lol:

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I'll take: "Things BF's Parents Would Say" for $200 please, Alex.

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Ok, all kidding aside, hahaha, i have about 6 deep purple welts up and down the side of my neck, and no i cant hide these either...damn girl went nuts yesterday, and wouldnt stop(note, i am not complaining), and now i look like i have been in a fight...the best way to describe it would be to say that it looks as if half a dozen golf balls were shot out of a gun and hit me in the side of the neck...so anyone got any ideas of how to get rid of them...i mean seriously, i cant go into work on monday looking like this, its really bad...and yes if anyone really wants to see, i can take a digicam pic so you all can laugh at me...i honestly cant make up any excuse, like i got hit or choked, cuz there aer 6 damn big deep purple spots...somebody help!!!!!  :lol:  :blink:  :w00t:

 

i do take consolation tho in the fact that she looks like she got hit with a baseball bat across the neck tho, so we both look retarded...

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You think you have it bad, how is your Mom going to explain the marks on her neck to your Dad? :lol:

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Ok, all kidding aside, hahaha, i have about 6 deep purple welts up and down the side of my neck, and no i cant hide these either...damn girl went nuts yesterday, and wouldnt stop(note, i am not complaining), and now i look like i have been in a fight...the best way to describe it would be to say that it looks as if half a dozen golf balls were shot out of a gun and hit me in the side of the neck...so anyone got any ideas of how to get rid of them...i mean seriously, i cant go into work on monday looking like this, its really bad...and yes if anyone really wants to see, i can take a digicam pic so you all can laugh at me...i honestly cant make up any excuse, like i got hit or choked, cuz there aer 6 damn big deep purple spots...somebody help!!!!!  :lol:  :blink:  :w00t:

 

i do take consolation tho in the fact that she looks like she got hit with a baseball bat across the neck tho, so we both look retarded...

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Peanutbutter and a comb...really.

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You think you have it bad, how is your Mom going to explain the marks on her neck to your Dad?  :lol:

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hahahahaha great stuff rock that one almost made me piss myself :blink:

 

i hafta explain it to the backers tomorrow, and my softball team this week...shes gotta explain it to mommy and daddy when she goes home for thanksgiving in a few days...cuz trust me, these things arent going away anytime soon...

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hahahahaha great stuff rock that one almost made me piss myself :blink:

 

i hafta explain it to the backers tomorrow, and my softball team this week...shes gotta explain it to mommy and daddy when she goes home for thanksgiving in a few days...cuz trust me, these things arent going away anytime soon...

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Almost? I'll have to do better next time. :lol:

 

Glad you saw the humor. These days on the Wall you never know.... :lol:

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