BLZFAN4LIFE Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Obama's death panels will soon eradicate these annoyances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Obama's death panels will soon eradicate these annoyances. Are they using "backs in to parking spaces" as a criteria? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Are they using "backs in to parking spaces" as a criteria? No. Anyone who owns a 15 year old car with 12000 miles on it will be eliminated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 No. Anyone who owns a 15 year old car with 12000 miles on it will be eliminated. I don't agree with that...my grandmother has a 15 year old car with 12k miles. She also does a minimum of 25 over the speed limit, because even at 90 she's a bit of a thrill-seeker. How 'bout we just euthanize everyone who drives with their turn signal on for more than two miles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Are they using "backs in to parking spaces" as a criteria? That will be one of many criteria when it comes to cost cutting measures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 That will be one of many criteria when it comes to cost cutting measures. I heard they're just going to kill all republicans over 70. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 What irks me is when I'm working at a facility, they stop me and ask if I'm there to fix their TV and/or phone. Nope, I'm there to lock down the place so you can't keep sneaking out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I heard they're just going to kill all republicans over 70. ...all republicans over 7 is more like it. Those under 7 are still susceptible to indoctrination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 What irks me is when I'm working at a facility, they stop me and ask if I'm there to fix their TV and/or phone. Nope, I'm there to lock down the place so you can't keep sneaking out. handcuffs work great for that problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 handcuffs work great for that problem. Their driving is erratic enough, handcuffs will bring traffic around the bingo hall to a complete standstill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 My bumper sticker reads "If you don't like the way I drive then get off the sidewalk" My peeve would be the pair on the cell phone performing a roaming road block (driving side by side) going under the speed limit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 handcuffs work great for that problem. State Health Department kinda frowns on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 My respect for the elderly >= Crayons' respect for the elderly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 23, 2009 Author Share Posted December 23, 2009 Their driving is erratic enough, handcuffs will bring traffic around the bingo hall to a complete standstill. I think Westside was going to use the handcuffs for something a little kinkier. Not to mention gross and not showing as much or more respect for old people than anyone. Shameful. Just shameful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I heard they're just going to kill all republicans over 70. That pretty much means all of them, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 That pretty much means all of them, doesn't it? Pretty much - it's one-party rule now...and forever. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I think Westside was going to use the handcuffs for something a little kinkier. Not to mention gross and not showing as much or more respect for old people than anyone. Shameful. Just shameful. A rediculous kink, but maybe it's all he can get. Younger folks can run faster than a senior. Even a senior on a scooter isn't that fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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