Hazed and Amuzed Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. That's what I'm talkin' bout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 So how's that time machine I sold you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 Back in '82 I used to be able to throw the pigskin a quarter mile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 I heart LaFawnda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Your mom goes to college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike In Illinois Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Do you have any chapstick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Hazed, give me some of your tots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heels20X6 Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. That's what I'm talkin' bout. I'm still waiting for my glamor shots.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 I'm still waiting for my glamor shots.... That one's going to be really nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 You ever take it off any sweet jumps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted December 21, 2009 Author Share Posted December 21, 2009 You're going to learn to dicipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan here? Take a look at what I'm wearing people. You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. My students will learn about self-respect. Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 But my lips hurt really bad. Opening song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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