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Little Johnny At It Again

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> It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The

> students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more

> to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an

> early dismissal.

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> Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and

> correctly can leave early today."

 

> Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta

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> here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

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> Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

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> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln ."

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> Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

 

> Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

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> Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

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> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

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Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

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> Johnny is even madder than before.

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> Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for

> you?

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> Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

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> Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

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> Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the

> questions

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> When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would

> keep their mouths shut!"

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> The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?

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> Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

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