Hazed and Amuzed Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 When it rains it pours I guess, http://www.myfoxphilly.com/dpp/news/local_...r_linked_to_hgh I could care less to be honest if Tiger uses HGH or any other PE's. I play golf from time to time and I'm a gym rat, I go with my buddy who is about as in shape as shaggy from Scooby Doo. The guy kicks my ass all the time. I say if you can get a script for it then whose business is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 That will explain how he could play 10 holes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 That will explain how he could play 10 holes. Ba-dum bump. So, anyway, is Elin back on the market? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 they just keep coming Little Johnny At It Again> > > It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The > students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more > to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an > early dismissal. > > > Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and > correctly can leave early today." > Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta > > here. I'm smart and will answer the question." > > Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" > > Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln ." > > Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." > Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. > > Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" > > Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." > Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." > > Johnny is even madder than before. > > Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for > you? > > Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." > > Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave." > > Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the > questions > > When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would > keep their mouths shut!" > > The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT? > > Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?" > Fox News and CNN have reported that Elin Nordegren moved to the top of the money list on the PGA Tour yesterday after "beating" the world's number one golfer. The news came after the world’s number one golfer inadvertently played the wrong hole.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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