The Big Cat Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I hope you didn't pay much for that English Major. That was a mess as far as actual communication. Reading it felt like wading though mud. Well, from now on I'll be sure to comb through my syntax, just for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 yep got the joke responded in similar tone Who's backpedaling now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Who's backpedaling now? uuuh...you honestly think I was threatening you...with my dad...on a messAge board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Well, from now on I'll be sure to comb through my syntax, just for you. Placing clear, relevant thoughts together would be a better place to start. Or was your leaning of English strictly mechanical? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 uuuh...you honestly think I was threatening you...with my dad...on a messAge board? Well seeing my dad is a skinny 81 year old who couldn't beat the **** out of anyone (other than in the kitchen or on the ski slope) and you mentioned how big your dad was it sure didn't come across as sarcastic. And seeing you got pissed I brought your dad into the conversation I'd say yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Well seeing my dad is a skinny 81 year old who couldn't beat the **** out of anyone (other than in the kitchen or on the ski slope) and you mentioned how big your dad was it sure didn't come across as sarcastic. And seeing you got pissed I brought your dad into the conversation I'd say yes. then you and anchor Jim can take up arms against my English degree. So SORRY you couldn't detect my sarcasm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magox Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 then you and anchor Jim can take up arms against my English degree. So SORRY you couldn't detect my sarcasm! sarcasm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 For the record, my old man is 6'5" 260. He's a bona fide ass kicker. And he would NEVER say "My business is my life. It's everything I have." Let's stop the back-tracking now, please. Jesus, you're such a tool. My business is my life. It's affords me the kind of living most people would kill for. My office is directly below my son's bedroom, and when he wakes up in the morning, he calls for me to go up and snuggle with him in his bed and talk about the day ahead before we pretend we're spies trying to sneak into his mom's bed and snuggle with her for a while. It affords the chance to be at every little event at his school, as well as playing with him every day and having dinner with him every night before I help put him to bed every night. It affords my wife the ability to not have to work so she can focus on raising him while also volunteering some time in the community to help others. It affords us the chance to play hooky and spend the morning at Disney, or pick him up after school for an unexpected trip to Baskin Robbins, or read him stories every night, and take nice vacations, and always, always, always have the time to focus on my marriage and my son. It does the exact same thing for every one of my employees. Take away my business and I'm probably back to one of my old sales jobs, sitting in traffic every morning and night, or on an airplane en route to some other state for a few days to call on accounts. Leaving before he's done with breakfast and getting home in time to kiss him goodnight. Not being around to help my wife through her busier days. And all the while working at the whim of some guy who could give a crap about any of that. Its my life. It's everything I have. You'd be lucky to come even remotely close to it in this lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Jesus, you're such a tool. My business is my life. It's affords me the kind of living most people would kill for. My office is directly below my son's bedroom, and when he wakes up in the morning, he calls for me to go up and snuggle with him in his bed and talk about the day ahead before we pretend we're spies trying to sneak into his mom's bed and snuggle with her for a while. It affords the chance to be at every little event at his school, as well as playing with him every day and having dinner with him every night before I help put him to bed every night. It affords my wife the ability to not have to work so she can focus on raising him while also volunteering some time in the community to help others. It affords us the chance to play hooky and spend the morning at Disney, or pick him up after school for an unexpected trip to Baskin Robbins, or read him stories every night, and take nice vacations, and always, always, always have the time to focus on my marriage and my son. It does the exact same thing for every one of my employees. Take away my business and I'm probably back to one of my old sales jobs, sitting in traffic every morning and night, or on an airplane en route to some other state for a few days to call on accounts. Leaving before he's done with breakfast and getting home in time to kiss him goodnight. Not being around to help my wife through her busier days. And all the while working at the whim of some guy who could give a crap about any of that. Its my life. It's everything I have. You'd be lucky to come even remotely close to it in this lifetime. Lucky? No. Fortunate, yes. Having your words parsed for the sake of an argument is no fun, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Great thread, Jim. More dicks whipped out than the OJ nude locker room thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Hedd Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Jesus, you're such a tool.My business is my life. It's affords me the kind of living most people would kill for. My office is directly below my son's bedroom, and when he wakes up in the morning, he calls for me to go up and snuggle with him in his bed and talk about the day ahead before we pretend we're spies trying to sneak into his mom's bed and snuggle with her for a while. It affords the chance to be at every little event at his school, as well as playing with him every day and having dinner with him every night before I help put him to bed every night. It affords my wife the ability to not have to work so she can focus on raising him while also volunteering some time in the community to help others. It affords us the chance to play hooky and spend the morning at Disney, or pick him up after school for an unexpected trip to Baskin Robbins, or read him stories every night, and take nice vacations, and always, always, always have the time to focus on my marriage and my son.It does the exact same thing for every one of my employees.Take away my business and I'm probably back to one of my old sales jobs, sitting in traffic every morning and night, or on an airplane en route to some other state for a few days to call on accounts. Leaving before he's done with breakfast and getting home in time to kiss him goodnight. Not being around to help my wife through her busier days. And all the while working at the whim of some guy who could give a crap about any of that.Its my life. It's everything I have. You'd be lucky to come even remotely close to it in this lifetime.I feel like Mr Pink in Reservoir Dogs...getting my smallest violin ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Lucky? No. Fortunate, yes. Having your words parsed for the sake of an argument is no fun, is it? That makes no sense. But oddly enough, it's about what I expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magox Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 ...getting my smallest violin ready. That gave you the urge to play with yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I got news for ya, chicky. My business is my life. It's everything I have. When I watch a moron like Obama spending us into oblivion while pissing on the free market every chance he gets, you bet you're ass I'm pessimistic, and it's not because I'm a conservative. It's because I have people on my payroll who have families they support with the money they earn from my company, with health care I provide to every freaking one of them on my freaking dime. I don't need a kool-aid-drinking blind-as-a-bat cubicle-dweller to simply repeat what your president says a million times about small business owners like me. We don't care about small business people like you that only employ a handful of people. We only care about BIG employers that will hire us out of the recession. You know, like Microsoft and WalMart. And then when everything is going great again, we can go back to whining about 'evil corporations' that are driving out the small businessman and being outraged by 'record profits'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 That makes no sense. But oddly enough, it's about what I expected. You don't understand my post. Must be my fault. Christ, you're an ornery !@#$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Christ you guys were fortunate enough to have me come along and interrupt your jack session a couple days ago with the funniest thread since the original Palin post. Every Palin thread is hysterical, mostly thank to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I might be around a little more . I and several others got banned from the conservative site I am on because we dared to show proof that the creationists there were full of s**t. The owner of the site banned us and put up an manifesto where all the kooks came out of the woodwork to kiss his ass. The cretins couldn't distinguish between the criticism of "creation science" (a real oxymoron) and criticism of their faith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murra Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I might be around a little more . I and several others got banned from the conservative site I am on because we dared to show proof that the creationists there were full of s**t. The owner of the site banned us and put up an manifesto where all the kooks came out of the woodwork to kiss his ass. The cretins couldn't distinguish between the criticism of "creation science" (a real oxymoron) and criticism of their faith. Haha... this was easily my favorite post in the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 Great thread, Jim. More dicks whipped out than the OJ nude locker room thread. And I think the biggest dick whipped out in this thread was blzrul's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blzrul Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 And I think the biggest dick whipped out in this thread was blzrul's. BiB often said the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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