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  1. 1. Tiger Woods' Girls

    • Elin Nordegren
      41
    • Jaimie Grubbs
      8
    • Rachel Uchitel
      36
    • Kalika Moquin
      2


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Should not have included his wife in the poll. The whole point is that he's sick of her sh-- and looking elsewhere.

 

Out of the other 3 (who are all hotties), I'd take Uchitel.

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Wow, bachelorette numero tres!!!

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You need to update your poll - it's now up to six:

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/...rlds_great.html

 

What is he at now? An albatross? A condor? Can he get the elusive ostrich? Or is he in the +par... Depends on you outlook.

 

Form Wiki:

 

Albatross

Three under par (-3); also called a double eagle. Extremely rare, and occurs most commonly on par-fives with a strong drive and a holed approach shot. Holes-in-one on par-four holes (generally short ones) are also albatrosses. The most famous albatross was made by Gene Sarazen in 1935, and it propelled him into a tie for first at The Masters Tournament. He won the playoff the next day. The sportswriters of the day termed it "the shot heard round the world." Between 1970 and 2003, 84 such shots (an average of fewer than three per year) were recorded on the PGA Tour. Paul Lawrie achieved an albatross in the final round of the 2009 Open Championship.

 

Condor

Four under par (-4). This is the lowest individual hole score ever made, (par sixes do exist, but are exceptionally rare and an ace has never been recorded on one). This would be a hole-in-one on a par five or a 2 on a par six. It has only been recorded four times in history, only once on a straight drive (for a record 517 yards) and never during a professional tournament.

 

Ostrich

Five under par (-5). A hole-in-one on a par six. This score has never been recorded and is widely considered impossible, considering that par sixes are extremely long (and very rare).

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As the saying goes...no matter how hot or attractive a girl is...there is always a man somewhere who is tired of her crap.

 

While that is true, I think the more appropriate line here is the Chris Rock saying that a man is only as faithful as his options. Tiger's options are boundless.

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That's a nice run of holes he's put together.

 

Can't wait to see the back nine.

 

 

And Cory Rist is the best looking yet. She's friggin hot.

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