Guffalo Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 My wife and I went for counseling after 35 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, my wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem we had ever had in the 35 years we had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking her to stand, unbuttoned her blouse, embraced her, put his hands on her breasts, and kissed her passionately as I watched with a raised eyebrow. My wife shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to me and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?' I said, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.
DC Tom Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 I didn't realize you and your wife were having troubles. I'm sorry to hear that, and I hope everything works out. I think, however, that a new therapist might be more help.
Nervous Guy Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 I didn't realize you and your wife were having troubles. I'm sorry to hear that, and I hope everything works out. I think, however, that a new therapist might be more help. tough crowd.
stuckincincy Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 My wife and I went for counseling after 35 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, my wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem we had ever had in the 35 years we had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking her to stand, unbuttoned her blouse, embraced her, put his hands on her breasts, and kissed her passionately as I watched with a raised eyebrow. My wife shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to me and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?' I said, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf. I love hearing a story with a beautiful ending!
dib Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 SO you're saying that I shouldnt have unbuttoned her blouse?
BUFFALOTONE Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 My wife and I went for counseling after 35 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, my wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem we had ever had in the 35 years we had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking her to stand, unbuttoned her blouse, embraced her, put his hands on her breasts, and kissed her passionately as I watched with a raised eyebrow. My wife shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to me and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?' I said, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf. Excellent!
AiO Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 My wife and I went for counseling after 35 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, my wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem we had ever had in the 35 years we had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking her to stand, unbuttoned her blouse, embraced her, put his hands on her breasts, and kissed her passionately as I watched with a raised eyebrow. My wife shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to me and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?' I said, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf. Nice, give me a heart attack with the Subject line.
Jim in Anchorage Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 I didn't realize you and your wife were having troubles. I'm sorry to hear that, and I hope everything works out. I think, however, that a new therapist might be more help. Yeah that Friday thing is tough. Maybe one open on Saturdays?
Fezmid Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their our marriage. You missed one.
Guffalo Posted December 4, 2009 Author Posted December 4, 2009 Nice, give me a heart attack with the Subject line. Can you take her on Fridays?
Nervous Guy Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 Can you take her on Fridays? I wasn't aware that Annie "went that way"...not that there's anything wrong with that...
AiO Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 I wasn't aware that Annie "went that way"...not that there's anything wrong with that... Nice to hear from you again.
The Poojer Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 yeah right...that didn't really happen! you sit on a throne of lies! My wife and I went for counseling after 35 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, my wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem we had ever had in the 35 years we had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking her to stand, unbuttoned her blouse, embraced her, put his hands on her breasts, and kissed her passionately as I watched with a raised eyebrow. My wife shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to me and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?' I said, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.
Chef Jim Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 My wife and I went for counseling after 35 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, my wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem we had ever had in the 35 years we had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking her to stand, unbuttoned her blouse, embraced her, put his hands on her breasts, and kissed her passionately as I watched with a raised eyebrow. My wife shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to me and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?' I said, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf. You blew it right there.
Guffalo Posted December 4, 2009 Author Posted December 4, 2009 You blew it right there. No, I blew it right "their"
stuckincincy Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 No, I blew it right "their" Is this related to the definition of what "is", is?
rockpile Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 Wow, he gets to do this and you pay him too? Whatever he gets, I will do it for 20% less. Your buddy, Rock My wife and I went for counseling after 35 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, my wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem we had ever had in the 35 years we had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking her to stand, unbuttoned her blouse, embraced her, put his hands on her breasts, and kissed her passionately as I watched with a raised eyebrow. My wife shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to me and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?' I said, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.
Chef Jim Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 Wow, he gets to do this and you pay him too? Whatever he gets, I will do it for 20% less. Your buddy, Rock Have you seen Guff's wife?
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted December 4, 2009 Posted December 4, 2009 Guffalo had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet his wife stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. Well, now that I think about it, I think you're a !@#$ing jinx!
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