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The exact text of the first five replies to this thread will be considered for my new sig line for the month of December. I'll put all five in a poll and the one with the most votes at 6pm ET today will be the winner.

 

 

Note: The last time I did this, the words had a strange power. Jauron was promptly fired and the Bills immediately started to look like a legit NFL team.

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They sell soy donkey balls?

 

I learn something new every day.

Um, I think the implication of donkey ball sucking is that the animal is not actually…[ahem]…harmed in the process. However, I could be wrong. I defer to the expert on the subject, Mr. Beerballs.

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Um, I think the implication of donkey ball sucking is that the animal is not actually…[ahem]…harmed in the process. However, I could be wrong. I defer to the expert on the subject, Mr. Beerballs.

I do sincerely apologize for bringing animal antics into this and subjecting you, above all people, into this donkey ball sucking maelstrom. Please accept my most sincere apology.

 

I further apologize for ruining your sig line post/poll and hereby relinquish you from all obligations whether real or imaginary towards using this ill begotten sig line. My tomfoolery has gotten the better of me and I am a beaten man. :D

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I do sincerely apologize for bringing animal antics into this and subjecting you, above all people, into this donkey ball sucking maelstrom. Please accept my most sincere apology.

 

I further apologize for ruining your sig line post/poll and hereby relinquish you from all obligations whether real or imaginary towards using this ill begotten sig line. My tomfoolery has gotten the better of me and I am a beaten man. :D

 

What are you having for lunch today?

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