Heels20X6 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 My new job is so f***ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f***ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f***ing dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single f***ing day. Anyway, I drive these f***tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff. Hope you enjoyed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffalOhio Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 My new job is so f***ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f***ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f***ing dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single f***ing day. Anyway, I drive these f***tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff. Hope you enjoyed that. What the hell do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 What the hell do you do? He is either Beerball or Fred, I'm still trying to figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 RUH ROH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 What the hell do you do? He solves mysteries man!!! You would have figured that out if it weren't for those meddling kids!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heels20X6 Posted November 25, 2009 Author Share Posted November 25, 2009 He solves mysteries man!!! You would have figured that out if it weren't for those meddling kids!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 What the hell do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 My new job is so f***ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f***ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f***ing dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single f***ing day. Anyway, I drive these f***tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff. Hope you enjoyed that. You work with The Big Cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUFootball29 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 You work with The Big Cat? He works? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Hey I guessed 1st! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 My new job is so f***ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f***ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f***ing dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single f***ing day. Anyway, I drive these f***tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff. Hope you enjoyed that. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Dude, Thelma's not a zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Dude, Thelma's not a zero. -1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Good job. The post that is. However, I wouldn't mind getting stoned every day with Shaggy and shacking up with Daphne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EC-Bills Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 He works? Zoiks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Photo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 This is the Scooby Doo that I remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelso_Helmet Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 My new job is so f***ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f***ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f***ing dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single f***ing day. Anyway, I drive these f***tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff. Hope you enjoyed that. Just wait until you're regularly joined by the great dane's annoying nephew, his hillbilly cousin, and the Harlem Globetrotters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 And you think you are a walking wonder too? What's up with the gay orange ascot Freddie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heels20X6 Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 And you think you are a walking wonder too? What's up with the gay orange ascot Freddie? The orange brings out my eyes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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