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What the hell are you talking about and what does it have to do with the Palins?

Does it matter? anyone who wants to be identified with this as their sig "We already have 'death panels' in this country...they're called insurance companies" just proves that he is one of the sheeple.

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What the hell are you talking about and what does it have to do with the Palins?

Given his obsession with teabagging, Playgirl and naked men with hockey sticks, we can only assume that The Black Taco is some new sexual act that he and his pals practice.

 

Kinda like "Hey, Bishop, what happened to you last night?"

 

"Oh, Ricky and I got hammered on wine coolers so we left The Bucking Bronco early, went home and I gave him The Black Taco."

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Given his obsession with teabagging, Playgirl and naked men with hockey sticks, we can only assume that The Black Taco is some new sexual act that he and his pals practice.

 

Kinda like "Hey, Bishop, what happened to you last night?"

 

"Oh, Ricky and I got hammered on wine coolers so we left The Bucking Bronco early, went home and I gave him The Black Taco."

 

Funny shyt. Mr. Hedd is certainly a glutton for punishment.

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got it ;)

Also, let's take the opportunity right here and right now to dispel the myth that indulging in the black taco means you cannot go back to other color tacos. If anything, all indulging in the black taco does is ensure further interest in tacos of all colors, which of course widens the array of tacos that are desirable, leading to significant increase in taco indulgence in general....and increased taco indulgence is a good thing for everybody.

 

Of course, the capping and trading of tacos is not desirable for anyone. Capping taco indulgence only makes those who have tacos want more, and this either leads them to do strange and annoying things in order to indulge in that taco more, or, go out and look for others' tacos. Meanwhile, those who don't have tacos do strange and annoying things to try to get tacos. Thus capping taco indulgence only leads to the unintentional consequence of creating even higher demand for tacos.

 

Trading tacos is undesirable, especially while one is in the middle of indulgence...usually. While it may seem attractive to have more than one taco, ultimately too many tacos leads to exponential problems. This is due to tacos always having problems with each other on some level or another, and this tension will ultimately lead to capping of taco indulgence, so its best to keep tacos away from each other. Typically one taco presents more than enough problems to deal with for most taco enthusiasts. Synthetic tacos have been tried but never seem to be as satisfying to the true taco connoisseur, and few would be comfortable trading their real taco for a synthetic.

 

Ultimately, there is no substitute for tacos...although some seem to feel differently, and that is a whole other thing....

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Also, let's take the opportunity right here and right now to dispel the myth that indulging in the black taco means you cannot go back to other color tacos. If anything, all indulging in the black taco does is ensure further interest in tacos of all colors, which of course widens the array of tacos that are desirable, leading to significant increase in taco indulgence in general....and increased taco indulgence is a good thing for everybody.

 

Of course, the capping and trading of tacos is not desirable for anyone. Capping taco indulgence only makes those who have tacos want more, and this either leads them to do strange and annoying things in order to indulge in that taco more, or, go out and look for others' tacos. Meanwhile, those who don't have tacos do strange and annoying things to try to get tacos. Thus capping taco indulgence only leads to the unintentional consequence of creating even higher demand for tacos.

 

Trading tacos is undesirable, especially while one is in the middle of indulgence...usually. While it may seem attractive to have more than one taco, ultimately too many tacos leads to exponential problems. This is due to tacos always having problems with each other on some level or another, and this tension will ultimately lead to capping of taco indulgence, so its best to keep tacos away from each other. Typically one taco presents more than enough problems to deal with for most taco enthusiasts. Synthetic tacos have been tried but never seem to be as satisfying to the true taco connoisseur, and few would be comfortable trading their real taco for a synthetic.

 

Ultimately, there is no substitute for tacos...although some seem to feel differently, and that is a whole other thing....

 

 

Note: An "increase in taco indulgence" requires peak conditioning of all enthusiasts

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