Bishop Hedd Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 Taco Bell is trying to sap our precious bodily fluids.....with help from ACORN . Purity of Essence.
KD in CA Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 What the hell are you talking about and what does it have to do with the Palins?
Magox Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 What the hell are you talking about and what does it have to do with the Palins? Does it matter? anyone who wants to be identified with this as their sig "We already have 'death panels' in this country...they're called insurance companies" just proves that he is one of the sheeple.
IDBillzFan Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 What the hell are you talking about and what does it have to do with the Palins? Given his obsession with teabagging, Playgirl and naked men with hockey sticks, we can only assume that The Black Taco is some new sexual act that he and his pals practice. Kinda like "Hey, Bishop, what happened to you last night?" "Oh, Ricky and I got hammered on wine coolers so we left The Bucking Bronco early, went home and I gave him The Black Taco."
keepthefaith Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 Given his obsession with teabagging, Playgirl and naked men with hockey sticks, we can only assume that The Black Taco is some new sexual act that he and his pals practice. Kinda like "Hey, Bishop, what happened to you last night?" "Oh, Ricky and I got hammered on wine coolers so we left The Bucking Bronco early, went home and I gave him The Black Taco." Funny shyt. Mr. Hedd is certainly a glutton for punishment.
OCinBuffalo Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 Those of us that have indulged know that there is nothing wrong with a black taco.
Magox Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 Those of us that have indulged know that there is nothing wrong with a black taco. ummm, what??
OCinBuffalo Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 ummm, what?? Those of us that have indulged know that there is nothing wrong with a black taco. That's what.
The Big Cat Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 Taco Bell is trying to sap our precious bodily fluids.....with help from ACORN . Purity of Essence. I do not avoid women. But I...I do deny them my essence.
DC Tom Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 I do not avoid women. But I...I do deny them my essence. Don't have to, when they avoid you. Ba-dum bum <rimshot>. Yeah, that sucked. I'm not proud.
The Big Cat Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 Don't have to, when they avoid you. Ba-dum bum <rimshot>. Yeah, that sucked. I'm not proud. At the very least you could have continued the referencing.
Nanker Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 At the very least you could have continued the referencing.
OCinBuffalo Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 got it Also, let's take the opportunity right here and right now to dispel the myth that indulging in the black taco means you cannot go back to other color tacos. If anything, all indulging in the black taco does is ensure further interest in tacos of all colors, which of course widens the array of tacos that are desirable, leading to significant increase in taco indulgence in general....and increased taco indulgence is a good thing for everybody. Of course, the capping and trading of tacos is not desirable for anyone. Capping taco indulgence only makes those who have tacos want more, and this either leads them to do strange and annoying things in order to indulge in that taco more, or, go out and look for others' tacos. Meanwhile, those who don't have tacos do strange and annoying things to try to get tacos. Thus capping taco indulgence only leads to the unintentional consequence of creating even higher demand for tacos. Trading tacos is undesirable, especially while one is in the middle of indulgence...usually. While it may seem attractive to have more than one taco, ultimately too many tacos leads to exponential problems. This is due to tacos always having problems with each other on some level or another, and this tension will ultimately lead to capping of taco indulgence, so its best to keep tacos away from each other. Typically one taco presents more than enough problems to deal with for most taco enthusiasts. Synthetic tacos have been tried but never seem to be as satisfying to the true taco connoisseur, and few would be comfortable trading their real taco for a synthetic. Ultimately, there is no substitute for tacos...although some seem to feel differently, and that is a whole other thing....
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 Also, let's take the opportunity right here and right now to dispel the myth that indulging in the black taco means you cannot go back to other color tacos. If anything, all indulging in the black taco does is ensure further interest in tacos of all colors, which of course widens the array of tacos that are desirable, leading to significant increase in taco indulgence in general....and increased taco indulgence is a good thing for everybody. Of course, the capping and trading of tacos is not desirable for anyone. Capping taco indulgence only makes those who have tacos want more, and this either leads them to do strange and annoying things in order to indulge in that taco more, or, go out and look for others' tacos. Meanwhile, those who don't have tacos do strange and annoying things to try to get tacos. Thus capping taco indulgence only leads to the unintentional consequence of creating even higher demand for tacos. Trading tacos is undesirable, especially while one is in the middle of indulgence...usually. While it may seem attractive to have more than one taco, ultimately too many tacos leads to exponential problems. This is due to tacos always having problems with each other on some level or another, and this tension will ultimately lead to capping of taco indulgence, so its best to keep tacos away from each other. Typically one taco presents more than enough problems to deal with for most taco enthusiasts. Synthetic tacos have been tried but never seem to be as satisfying to the true taco connoisseur, and few would be comfortable trading their real taco for a synthetic. Ultimately, there is no substitute for tacos...although some seem to feel differently, and that is a whole other thing.... Note: An "increase in taco indulgence" requires peak conditioning of all enthusiasts
Alaska Darin Posted November 25, 2009 Posted November 25, 2009 I do not avoid women. But I...I do deny them my essence. You have no idea how happy this makes the gene pool.
The Big Cat Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 You have no idea how happy this makes the gene pool. Yuck yuck yuck ZIIIIIIIIIIING!
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