The white zone is for loading and unloading passengers only

[Ted Striker]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091124/ap_on_...gger_red_zone_1

[BLZFAN4LIFE]

When you outlaw red zones, only outlaws will use red zones.

[Barack Obama]

They said we couldn't stop in the red zone. But I say Yes We Can

 

Now I know this red zone and white zone thing has been a problem for some time. I inherited it from the previous administration. But it's time that we stop segregating airline passengers by the color of their zone. The right to park should not be dictated by the color of your zone

 

So I will take the lead in this matter by consulting with David Axelrod and ask Nancy Pelosi to write a new law for me to sign

[Chef Jim]

They said we couldn't stop in the red zone. But I say Yes We Can

 

Now I know this red zone and white zone thing has been a problem for some time. I inherited it from the previous administration. But it's time that we stop segregating airline passengers by the color of their zone. The right to park should not be dictated by the color of your zone

 

So I will take the lead in this matter by consulting with David Axelrod and ask Nancy Pelosi to write a new law for me to sign

 

Why don't you just appoint a zone czar Mr. President?

[Barack Obama]

Why don't you just appoint a zone czar Mr. President?

 

As one of America's premier Former Constitutional Law Professors, I feel qualified to answer your question.

 

Only the House of Representatives may propose a bill of revenue. Czar's do not have the constitutional authority to levy new taxes. So I will have Nancy write up a bill to have me name a Czar while raising a little extra scratch while we're at it

[Magox]

As one of America's premier Former Constitutional Law Professors, I feel qualified to answer your question.

 

Only the House of Representatives may propose a bill of revenue. Czar's do not have the constitutional authority to levy new taxes. So I will have Nancy write up a bill to have me name a Czar while raising a little extra scratch while we're at it

Mr. President, how does one actually help "create or save jobs"?

[keepthefaith]

Mr. President, how does one actually help "create or save jobs"?

 

I would anticipate the President requesting a new government agency responsible for the correct implementation and enforcement of these zones. A number of jobs would be created with this agency, and the employees will receive excellent health care benefits and a nice retirement plan.

[Nanker]

Could we tax the 2,000 women that slept with Teddy Kennedy perhaps?

That could prove to be a solid revenue stream.

[ieatcrayonz]

Maria should ride a bicycle. Rules do not apply when you're wearing spandex.

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

Listen Ted, don't start up with your white zone **** again.