Ted Striker Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091124/ap_on_...gger_red_zone_1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 When you outlaw red zones, only outlaws will use red zones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barack Obama Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 They said we couldn't stop in the red zone. But I say Yes We Can Now I know this red zone and white zone thing has been a problem for some time. I inherited it from the previous administration. But it's time that we stop segregating airline passengers by the color of their zone. The right to park should not be dictated by the color of your zone So I will take the lead in this matter by consulting with David Axelrod and ask Nancy Pelosi to write a new law for me to sign Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 They said we couldn't stop in the red zone. But I say Yes We Can Now I know this red zone and white zone thing has been a problem for some time. I inherited it from the previous administration. But it's time that we stop segregating airline passengers by the color of their zone. The right to park should not be dictated by the color of your zone So I will take the lead in this matter by consulting with David Axelrod and ask Nancy Pelosi to write a new law for me to sign Why don't you just appoint a zone czar Mr. President? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barack Obama Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Why don't you just appoint a zone czar Mr. President? As one of America's premier Former Constitutional Law Professors, I feel qualified to answer your question. Only the House of Representatives may propose a bill of revenue. Czar's do not have the constitutional authority to levy new taxes. So I will have Nancy write up a bill to have me name a Czar while raising a little extra scratch while we're at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magox Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 As one of America's premier Former Constitutional Law Professors, I feel qualified to answer your question. Only the House of Representatives may propose a bill of revenue. Czar's do not have the constitutional authority to levy new taxes. So I will have Nancy write up a bill to have me name a Czar while raising a little extra scratch while we're at it Mr. President, how does one actually help "create or save jobs"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Mr. President, how does one actually help "create or save jobs"? I would anticipate the President requesting a new government agency responsible for the correct implementation and enforcement of these zones. A number of jobs would be created with this agency, and the employees will receive excellent health care benefits and a nice retirement plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Could we tax the 2,000 women that slept with Teddy Kennedy perhaps? That could prove to be a solid revenue stream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Maria should ride a bicycle. Rules do not apply when you're wearing spandex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 Listen Ted, don't start up with your white zone **** again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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