damj Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 What's next for Dick Jauron? Where does he go from here? Word has it that he applied for a job at Madame Tussauds as a wax statue, but was over qualified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Turk Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 What's next for Dick Jauron? Where does he go from here? Word has it that he applied for a job at Madame Tussauds as a wax statue, but was over qualified. Maybe he should listen to the song called "Where do we go now?" by the Wamdue Project for some hints...he should listen to Armand's Lat Hustle in Paris remix...maybe he would even be clapping by the end of the song... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffalOhio Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 He should check his bank statements, and laugh heartily at Ralph Wilson for the extra 3 years worth of money. Maybe now he can put his Yale education to good work in making that money last the rest of his life. Lord knows his Yale education didn't help him as the coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Straight to the golf course. Where he will enjoy himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I 90 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 The guy's a lifer. He gets a defensive coordinator gig and gets his Head Coach fired in week ten next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Who is this Dick Jauron of what you speak, and why should we as Bill's fan care(in a non-personal way) What's next for Dick Jauron? Where does he go from here? Word has it that he applied for a job at Madame Tussauds as a wax statue, but was over qualified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKBILLS Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 What's next for Dick Jauron? Where does he go from here? Who in God's name gives a crap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flomoe Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 What's next for Dick Jauron? Where does he go from here? Word has it that he applied for a job at Madame Tussauds as a wax statue, but was over qualified. As long he doesn't end up in the Bills front office or in any role with the Bills is fine with me. If he ends up as a parking lot attendant, taking $$ for lot 5, I can live with that. I would love to see him hired as a coach for the Patriots, Jets or Dolphins though. We could use the advantage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvermike Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Jauron's about to get $7M for not working. Even if he gets 2% back on that annually, that's $140,000 a year to live on for a guy who seems basically pretty frugal. He should get a job coaching football at his old high school and relax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Tuesday Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 He would be a great college coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 He would be a great college coach. It's hard to coach in the NCAA. I see him joining MNF as they transition to a 4 man booth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomc702 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 maybe it's because we all get sucker-punched so often by ralph wilson, but i'm hung up over the language used.....ralph wilson said dick jauron was relieved of his coaching duties......never said he was fired......and dick jauron is such a great guy, maybe he will still work for the organization in some other capacity???.......i'm just paranoid, but nobody ever said dick jauron was FIRED from the buffalo bills organization, escorted off the grounds and told to never come back.......ralph wilson would never want to pay anyone for doing nothing.... so, i'm going to be paranoid until i actually hear that dick jauron is in some other state, or on a beach somewhere, or spotted in europe.......maybe he's still going to be around evaluating players or something..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 maybe it's because we all get sucker-punched so often by ralph wilson, but i'm hung up over the language used.....ralph wilson said dick jauron was relieved of his coaching duties......never said he was fired......and dick jauron is such a great guy, maybe he will still work for the organization in some other capacity???.......i'm just paranoid, but nobody ever said dick jauron was FIRED from the buffalo bills organization, escorted off the grounds and told to never come back.......ralph wilson would never want to pay anyone for doing nothing.... so, i'm going to be paranoid until i actually hear that dick jauron is in some other state, or on a beach somewhere, or spotted in europe.......maybe he's still going to be around evaluating players or something..... I must admit to having the same thoughts. But...if he retains some position in the organization it won't be one that wields any power. Consultant yadda yadda yadda. Something to make Ralph think that he's getting something for his money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeMonkey Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Jauron's about to get $7M for not working. Even if he gets 2% back on that annually, that's $140,000 a year to live on for a guy who seems basically pretty frugal. And that $7M is just the money his is still owed. It doesn't even include what he has banked from his years at the Bills and other gigs. He should have no money worries at all and can do whatever he wants, including full retirement. I should be so lucky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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