NY Nole Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 #1 Do you know how to defend against the SCREEN? #2 Do you know how to successfully execute a SCREEN on offense? #3 Do you know how to coach-up a bad QB? #4 Do you know the importance between having a small LB that can't shed blocks but sure is fast vs. a bigger (read normal) LB who could actually be useful in defending against the run? #5 Do you realize that a accepting a holding penalty against the opposing team actually results in the ball being moved backwards 10 yards (in the direction that would be favorable to your team)? #6 Is you first name a male genital reference? #7 Will your offense consist of any/more than one passing play over 10 yards? #8 Do you know what an NFL tackle looks like and would you be willing to acquire one (preferably two) if you get this job? Well -- I'm sure there are many others but that should cover my basics. I have officially joined the "Trent sucks" crowd and am planning to get my card for the "Fire Dick -- immediately" club. I am so sick of watching this crap. I will not boycott the team (as actually having a pro football team in Buffalo is more important to me than the alternative). Please god, let this misery end before I die. I just want to be a fan of a good (hell even decent) football team again. Enough is enough. and, memo to Bills Front Office -- STOP drafting Penn State products -- there is a reason the Big Ten conference sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest three3 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 get my card for the "Fire Dick -- immediately" club. speaking as club founder and president, welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChimp Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Remember, this is Ralph Wilson doing the interviewing: 1.Do you mind me drafting a few players all by myself each year? It's fun. 2.Will you work for 100,000 a year and free hot dogs? 3.Will you also be available to skim my pool on Saturdays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest three3 Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Remember, this is Ralph Wilson doing the interviewing: 1.Do you mind me drafting a few players all by myself each year? It's fun. 2.Will you work for 100,000 a year and free hot dogs? 3.Will you also be available to skim my pool on Saturdays? 4. Do you have a complete rankings list of ALL the college and pro coaches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddogblitz Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Does the team that makes the fewest mistakes win, or does the team that scores the most points win? How many playoff games have you won as head coach of an NFL team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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