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That's up to you.

 

Well, if you are "on the fence" and need some help determining your true gender, is your screen name a euphemism for any part of your anatomy?

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He's not. I just thought I'd up the ante once the names started flying.

 

Plus, it's laughably cliche to call someone opposed to ACORN a "racist."

I didn't know "a liberal with hurt feelings" is considered to be "names started flying", unless you take offense to the term "liberal".

 

You've been backpedaling on this one for over a week now. :thumbsup:

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I didn't know "a liberal with hurt feelings" is considered to be "names started flying", unless you take offense to the term "liberal".

 

You've been backpedaling on this one for over a week now. :thumbsup:

 

Sure. You meant to imply nothing with "liberal with hurt feelings," nothing at all about your opinions on liberals since there's nothing negative whatsoever about your use of the term as it permeates this board.

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Sure. You meant to imply nothing with "liberal with hurt feelings," nothing at all about your opinions on liberals since there's nothing negative whatsoever about your use of the term as it permeates this board.

How is that "ignore" function working for ya? ;)

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What, perv? You want my a/s/l or sumthin?

 

Wow, now I'm a perv because I (along with many others here) questioned your gender? BTW, I had to look up a/s/l and what it meant. It means "barely post-pubescant teenage mating call", but I guess you already knew that.

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(along with many others here)

 

Is this supposed to be an insult?

 

And guess what, pappy, when the Internet was fist gaining steam, I was a pre-pubescent.

 

Try to keep up with the lingo, Father Time.

 

EDIT: I was just about to go back in and put the "r" in first, but the phrase "Internet fist gaining steam" was just too funny.

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Is this supposed to be an insult?

 

And guess what, pappy, when the Internet was fist gaining steam, I was a pre-pubescent.

 

Try to keep up with the lingo, Father Time.

 

EDIT: I was just about to go back in and put the "r" in first, but the phrase "Internet fist gaining steam" was just too funny.

 

The great thing about the internet is all your thoughts are saved for posterity so when you're our age you can look these posts up in the archives and say to yourself "man was I a !@#$ing idiot when I was younger".

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Is this supposed to be an insult?

 

And guess what, pappy, when the Internet was fist gaining steam, I was a pre-pubescent.

 

Try to keep up with the lingo, Father Time.

 

EDIT: I was just about to go back in and put the "r" in first, but the phrase "Internet fist gaining steam" was just too funny.

 

Well I see you haven't progressed much since then and yes, it was intended to be an insult.

 

Your Daddy

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The great thing about the internet is all your thoughts are saved for posterity so when you're our age you can look these posts up in the archives and say to yourself "man was I a !@#$ing idiot when I was younger".

 

I don't care how old you are, "Internet fist gaining steam" is classic comedy gold.

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I don't care how old you are, "Internet fist gaining steam" is classic comedy gold.

 

That ain't what I'm talking about. But hey, if you're into fisting who am I to judge.

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Well I see you haven't progressed much since then and yes, it was intended to be an insult.

 

Your Daddy

 

Oh come now. Don't let your venerability get you down. In other cultures age is something to be proud of!

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I just do whatever your mama tells me to.

 

I have a feeling she tells you to put the magazine away, get out of the basement and go out and do something with all of your playmates---like pound your fist into your catchers mitt.

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I have a feeling she tells you to put the magazine away, get out of the basement and go out and do something with all of your playmates---like pound your fist into your catchers mitt.

 

Magazine?

 

Jesus, you are old!

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I just do whatever your mama tells me to.

your mama?

 

wow!

 

I havn't heard a joke such as that since I was in grade school.

Posted
Magazine?

 

Jesus, you are old!

 

Should I have named your favorite porn site instead? You are like a little pu$$y cat running between my legs as I attempt to go downstairs. Don't catch me in the wrong mood, and for God's sake quit your whining, or you might make it to the bottom quicker than you planned (figuratively speaking of course).

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Should I have named your favorite porn site instead? You are like a little pu$$y cat running between my legs as I attempt to go downstairs. Don't catch me in the wrong mood, and for God's sake quit your whining, or you might make it to the bottom quicker than you planned (figuratively speaking of course).

 

I'm allergic to cats.

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