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This fellow evidently never came across a wolverine, a badger, a Scientology member, or an ACORN worker... :wallbash:

 

Wolverines!!!

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11/14/09 Badgers 27 woolyverines 17

:wallbash: you a freakin Badger fan? Figures.

 

A teacher in a 1st grade Oconomowoc classroom asked her students a question one day. She asked everyone who was a Badger fan to raise their hand. Everyone in the room except one little boy raised his hand. The teacher said "young man, if you're not a Badger fan, what are you?" The young man said "I'm a Michigan fan!" The teacher then asked why. The young man replied "well, my dad is a Michigan fan, my mom is a Michigan fan, so I'm a Michigan fan!"

The teacher then said, "Well, that is not an excuse to be a Michigan fan!

If your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron, would that make you a moron?"

 

The young man laughed and said to his teacher, "No, it would make me a Badger fan!"

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badass link

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7. Bears (other than Polar)

8. Wolves

9. Cougar

10. Brown recluse spider

 

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There is nothing further to be discussed in this thread, it can now be closed.

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The deadliest animal in N. America: Deer

 

In Africa: The hippo.

 

Actually, the hippo's the deadliest herbivore, but second on the overall list to the crocodile.

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what about Jesse Katsaopolus....I think even Chuck Norris would be afraid of Uncle Jesse....

 

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what about Jesse Katsaopolus....I think even Chuck Norris would be afraid of Uncle Jesse....

 

I don't think the Olsen twins are even afraid of Jesse.

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what about Jesse Katsaopolus....I think even Chuck Norris would be afraid of Uncle Jesse....

 

Uncle Jesse from Full House? Um, no

 

Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazard on the other hand...

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The deadliest animal in N. America: Deer

 

In Africa: The hippo.

 

Correct answer: mosquitoes (in Africa or the US)

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