Beerball Posted November 12, 2009 Posted November 12, 2009 A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
thebug Posted November 12, 2009 Posted November 12, 2009 A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." Thank You!
ieatcrayonz Posted November 12, 2009 Posted November 12, 2009 A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." How the heck does one kid end up in Egypt and one in Spain? Where were they born?
Beerball Posted November 12, 2009 Author Posted November 12, 2009 How the heck does one kid end up in Egypt and one in Spain? Where were they born? Tulare.
erynthered Posted November 13, 2009 Posted November 13, 2009 Figured I'd put this here: Oh To Be 12 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops,and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.What a day!He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite sweets......M&M's.What a fabulousadventure!Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
ieatcrayonz Posted November 13, 2009 Posted November 13, 2009 Tulare. Tulare? Are they JP Losman's children from a wild night in college?
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