HtownBillsFan Posted November 16, 2004 Posted November 16, 2004 > A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. > > She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the > party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she > argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to > bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not > going. So he took his costume and away he went. > > The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without > pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party. > > In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she > thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see > how he acted when she was not with him. > > She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting > around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he > could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. > His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe > herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time > to the new stuff that had just arrived. > > She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her > husband. > > Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she > agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little > bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and > went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering > what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. > > She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind > of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I > never have a good time when you're not there." > > Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" > > He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I > got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we > went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not > going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume > to......."
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