OT-A little more humor

[HtownBillsFan]

> A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.

>

> She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the

> party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she

> argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to

> bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not

> going. So he took his costume and away he went.

>

> The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without

> pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.

>

> In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she

> thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see

> how he acted when she was not with him.

>

> She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting

> around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he

> could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

> His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe

> herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time

> to the new stuff that had just arrived.

>

> She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her

> husband.

>

> Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she

> agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little

> bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and

> went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering

> what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

>

> She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind

> of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I

> never have a good time when you're not there."

>

> Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

>

> He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I

> got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we

> went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not

> going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume

> to......."

[cåblelady]