MadBuffaloDisease Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 not even close to knots landing, this desperate housewives show is VERY funny. a ton of dark humor, people need to watch it to realize it isn't your typical prime time soap opera! I was determined NOT to watch it, because I thought it was like the title said, i.e. slutty women sleeping around. Then my wife said it wasn't like that at all and that it was quite funny. Since it had Terry Hatcher, Marcia Cross, and that newcomer Eva Longoria, I thought "what the heck, at least there are hot women on it." But it is actually a very well-done show with a lot of intrigue. Only Longoria's character is a slut and she'll get hers soon enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 If it wasn't for France we'd be living in the United Colonies of America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typical TBD Guy Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 sometimes America looks like one crazy exotic country... the Janet Jackson incident was just plain funny showing how prudish main stream America is, but this one is just ridiculous , open your eyes! there's about one naked woman back a minute on MTV ! you really have a problem with nudity, sex and pleasures of life people! Is that why you are so violent?! Sometimes i wonder if America just need a collective therapy... or maybe a week or two of french TV ! (i can tell you french producers would not have cut at the waist line!) 121195[/snapback] Any culture would seem too violent to a French metrosexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 not even close to knots landing, this desperate housewives show is VERY funny. a ton of dark humor, people need to watch it to realize it isn't your typical prime time soap opera! 121418[/snapback] Or, I could hang out with my wife and read a book. Yep, that's the choice I'll make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 If it wasn't for France we'd be living in the United Colonies of America. 121516[/snapback] Too bad they no longer even resemble that nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutting Drew With Dignity Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Ill bet $1,000 my ""Long Island whore" is 50x what your scag is. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: 121277[/snapback] I bet you play a mean meat whistle too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typical TBD Guy Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Really, I don't understand why so many people do NOT have a problem with this. I'm a 23 year old guy who likes breasts, vaginas, sexual innuendos, and the like just as much as any other human male. But I also realize that there is a time and place for that in our daily lives. If I want to see that stuff, I can easily change the channel to a cable network or check out the internet or my porn collection, etc... And I also realize that there are families out there with kids between the ages of 3-12 (or so) who don't want to have to explain these things yet to their children. The non-cable networks, around 9pm, should be a safe haven for these families. If you really can't stand watching football without the sex aspect, then go buy a second TV and flip in a porno simultaneously with the game. Or better yet, go find a - gasp! - actual woman and bang the !@#$ out of her during the MNF commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted November 17, 2004 Author Share Posted November 17, 2004 Really, I don't understand why so many people do NOT have a problem with this. I'm a 23 year old guy who likes breasts, vaginas, sexual innuendos, and the like just as much as any other human male. But I also realize that there is a time and place for that in our daily lives. If I want to see that stuff, I can easily change the channel to a cable network or check out the internet or my porn collection, etc... And I also realize that there are families out there with kids between the ages of 3-12 (or so) who don't want to have to explain these things yet to their children. The non-cable networks, around 9pm, should be a safe haven for these families. If you really can't stand watching football without the sex aspect, then go buy a second TV and flip in a porno simultaneously with the game. Or better yet, go find a - gasp! - actual woman and bang the !@#$ out of her during the MNF commercials. 121954[/snapback] Im sure somewhere Walt Disney is rolling over in his grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Really, I don't understand why so many people do NOT have a problem with this. I'm a 23 year old guy who likes breasts, vaginas, sexual innuendos, and the like just as much as any other human male. But I also realize that there is a time and place for that in our daily lives. If I want to see that stuff, I can easily change the channel to a cable network or check out the internet or my porn collection, etc... And I also realize that there are families out there with kids between the ages of 3-12 (or so) who don't want to have to explain these things yet to their children. The non-cable networks, around 9pm, should be a safe haven for these families. If you really can't stand watching football without the sex aspect, then go buy a second TV and flip in a porno simultaneously with the game. Or better yet, go find a - gasp! - actual woman and bang the !@#$ out of her during the MNF commercials. Agree. I'm very broadminded and could never be considered a "prude". It's all down to placement. The commercial was probably funny. But it belonged somewhere else. I don't want to see porn on the History channel and I don't want to see the D-day landing if I turn to the Playboy channel. And I definitely didn't want to see Janet's flabby boob during the Super Bowl. I wonder why these producers cant understand the difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Im sure somewhere Walt Disney is rolling over in his grave. 121975[/snapback] Dude he's been rolling since those corporate whores Orvitz and then Eisner took over his company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkie Gerzowski Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 But I also realize that there is a time and place for that in our daily lives. And I also realize that there are families out there with kids between the ages of 3-12 (or so) who don't want to have to explain these things yet to their children. The non-cable networks, around 9pm, should be a safe haven for these families. If you really can't stand watching football without the sex aspect, then go buy a second TV and flip in a porno simultaneously with the game. Or better yet, go find a - gasp! - actual woman and bang the !@#$ out of her during the MNF commercials. 121954[/snapback] Hammer hits nail. Unfortunate to see so many unscrupulous characters roaming around this country. Just judging from what I have been reading online about this subject, there sure are a lot of pimple-faced dorks in this country getting major workouts with their hands. Like you said, there's an appropriate time and place for everything, yet that line is continually being crossed. Maybe some of you should rub one out before a football game. If I watch a porno, I don't expect to see a football game. Try and separate the two, it is possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted November 17, 2004 Author Share Posted November 17, 2004 Agree. I'm very broadminded and could never be considered a "prude". It's all down to placement. The commercial was probably funny. But it belonged somewhere else. I don't want to see porn on the History channel and I don't want to see the D-day landing if I turn to the Playboy channel. And I definitely didn't want to see Janet's flabby boob during the Super Bowl. I wonder why these producers cant understand the difference? 121994[/snapback] Because we are not the target audience anymore. Generation Hot Pocket is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Or better yet, go find a - gasp! - actual woman and bang the !@#$ out of her during the MNF commercials. 121954[/snapback] And there are positions available where you can both enjoy the broadcast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1billsfan Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 I have to chime in on this. You people who think you are not prudes and are openminded yet feel offended by Sheridan's and Owen's spoof of a zany soap need to get a grip. Only prudes and closed minded people would be offended by this kind of fluff. I don't know what kind of porn you're watching but it must be produced by Disney if it only shows the bare back of a woman. I have a feeling it has more to do with social issues but I aint going to go there. Imagine what would happen if Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor tried to do their job interview skit in this day and age of non-awareness head-in-the-sand PC world? Heads would roll in a second. Network TV will be unwatchable in the very near future after all the networks force their shows to pass the politically correct religious right litmus test. Survivor had a man completely naked for an entire season and there was not even a peep. One Nicolette bare back and we are all going to hell in a handbasket. Get a freakin' grip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Im sure somewhere Walt Disney is rolling over in his grave. 121975[/snapback] I thought they froze that dude. Maybe he's spinning in his ice-cube tray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 I have to chime in on this. You people who think you are not prudes and are openminded yet feel that Sheridan's and Owen's spoof of a zany soap need to get a grip. Only prudes and closed minded people would be offended by this kind of fluff. I don't know what kind of porn you're watching but it must be produced by Disney if it only shows the bare back of a woman. I have a feeling it has more to do with social issues but I aint going to go there. Imagine what would happen if Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor tried to do their job interview skit in this day and age of non-awareness head-in-the-sand PC world? Heads would roll in a second. Network TV will be unwatchable in the very near future after all the networks force their shows to pass the politically correct religious right litmus test. Survivor had a man completely naked for an entire season and there was not even a peep. One Nicolette bare back and we are all going to hell in a handbasket. Get a freakin' grip. Thank you. And the network wonder why their rating keep on dropping. Watch cable and you don't have to worry about this stevestojan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 I have to chime in on this. You people who think you are not prudes and are openminded yet feel that Sheridan's and Owen's spoof of a zany soap need to get a grip. Only prudes and closed minded people would be offended by this kind of fluff. I don't know what kind of porn you're watching but it must be produced by Disney if it only shows the bare back of a woman. I have a feeling it has more to do with social issues but I aint going to go there. Imagine what would happen if Chevy Chase and Richard Pryor tried to do their job interview skit in this day and age of non-awareness head-in-the-sand PC world? Heads would roll in a second. Network TV will be unwatchable in the very near future after all the networks force their shows to pass the politically correct religious right litmus test. Survivor had a man completely naked for an entire season and there was not even a peep. One Nicolette bare back and we are all going to hell in a handbasket. Get a freakin' grip. Youre right! By the way...Ill be at your house about noon tomorrow to show you some samples of a carpet product Im selling. Be sure your children, wife and mother are around to watch the presentation. And Im SURE, base on the above, you wont mind my fits of cursing and the occasional very graphic and dirty joke I plan on telling. Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1billsfan Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Youre right! By the way...Ill be at your house about noon tomorrow to show you some samples of a carpet product Im selling. Be sure your children, wife and mother are around to watch the presentation. And Im SURE, base on the above, you wont mind my fits of cursing and the occasional very graphic and dirty joke I plan on telling. Right? 122122[/snapback] Ok, so America must pass the RkFast offensive meter. Sorry if you were offended by that spoof but it was a harmless skit. Not everyone in this country is that easily offended. Just keep your family in that protective Barney bubble and everything will be alright. I have a question, why don't you get rid of your television sets if you're so easily offended? Because for every bare Nicollete back there are a thousand murders during the crime dramas. Oh that's right, killing people is ok on the networks. I forgot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Ok, so America must pass the RkFast offensive meter. Sorry if you were offended by that spoof but it was a harmless skit. Not everyone in this country is that easily offended. Just keep your family in that protective Barney bubble and everything will be alright. I have a question, why don't you get rid of your television sets if you're so easily offended? Because for every bare Nicollete back there are a thousand murders during the crime dramas. Oh that's right, killing people is ok on the networks. I forgot. 122158[/snapback] Ugh... Please go back and read the thirteen hundred threads and discussions on the topic on TSW, including this one which detail why people are offended. I cant be bothered doing your work for you. RMPL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Little Red Corvette Posted November 17, 2004 Share Posted November 17, 2004 Youre right! By the way...Ill be at your house about noon tomorrow to show you some samples of a carpet product Im selling. Be sure your children, wife and mother are around to watch the presentation. And Im SURE, base on the above, you wont mind my fits of cursing and the occasional very graphic and dirty joke I plan on telling. Right? 122122[/snapback] While you're away selling carpet, who cleaning the wife's carpet at home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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