I'm sure we've all thought about doing this

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_13702589

[ExiledInIllinois]

Two things:

 

1. I open the story and get a NetFlix ad that pops up (thed guy worked at BlockBuster).

 

Okay 2: "If you are going to concoct a story about being stabbed, don't do it near a Target store," said Davis.

 

I say, don't do it anywhere... Big Brother is watching everywhere.

 

What a dolt.

[Just Jack]

I usually just call up and say I'm sick and won't be in.