Farts

[GoodBye]

You learned that from the fart master....I want my credit!!

Oops, Okay, my personal nurse told me that.

 

Happy?

[linksfiend]

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

[ajzepp]

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

[Wooderson]

I just farted.

[thebug]

I just farted.

 

 

Dude, what did you eat?

[ExiledInIllinois]

interesting topic. how come I think my farts smell good & everybody else's stink?

 

 

Ya!!!... Kinda like this:

 

[Wooderson]

Dude, what did you eat?

 

Mighty Taco...aka Colon Cleanser.

[ExiledInIllinois]

Mighty Taco...aka Colon Cleanser.

 

 

On that note, you better check your boxers!

 

[HelloNewman]

Try being around my wife after eating hard boiled eggs........

[Stl Bills]

Try being around my wife after eating hard boiled eggs........

[ajzepp]

^^

[nemhoff]

Lets not forget blue blazers.

 

Also known as the "blue demon"

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

Imagine what ~NG~ goes through, since he works in the same office as T-Bone, and T-Bone rips one after lunch.

[BuffaloBill]

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

 

 

"morning thunder"

[buckeyemike]

Mine are worse in the morning...so bad they could peel the paint off the bathroom wall.

 

I've always wondered why that is. Storing them up all night?

[dib]

a poem.

 

Here I sit,

Broken Hearted.

Came to s**t,

and only farted.

 

 

Thank You, I'll be here all week.

Tip the waitresses.

[ExiledInIllinois]

a poem.

 

Here I sit,

Broken Hearted.

Came to s**t,

and only farted.

 

 

Thank You, I'll be here all week.

Tip the waitresses.

 

 

What? No: "Try the veal!"

 

[thebug]

a poem.

 

Here I sit,

Broken Hearted.

Came to s**t,

and only farted.

 

 

Thank You, I'll be here all week.

Tip the waitresses.

 

 

 

There I sat

Broken hearted

paid a dime

but only farted

 

next time I took the chance

I saved a dime

but s**t my pants.

[thebug]

Bump

 

Just let a nasty one go and it reminded me of this thread, so I had to.

[/dev/null]

He who smelt it - dealt it

 

He who denied it - supplied it