thebug Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 Do you notice how some farts smell really bad and others, you can let go and nobody notices. I prefer the ones that you can sneak out and then "cup" and toss in someones face. What about you?
DrDawkinstein Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 you ever notice that your farts smell different/worse depending on where you are? like some places turn farts into room clearers? same thing with taking a dump. btw, great thread, glad i could contribute
thebug Posted November 2, 2009 Author Posted November 2, 2009 you ever notice that your farts smell different/worse depending on where you are? like some places turn farts into room clearers? same thing with taking a dump. btw, great thread, glad i could contribute Yah I agree, sometimes my farts smell better than the woman I am with. You ever smell your farts after using a propane torch for a day?
GoodBye Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 The more protein you eat the more smellier they are. The more fiber you eat the less smellier they are.
thebug Posted November 2, 2009 Author Posted November 2, 2009 The more protein you eat the more smellier they are. The more fiber you eat the less smellier they are. How did I know you would find your way here.
Wooderson Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 Beer farts are the worst, always smell terrible.
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 Do you notice how some farts smell really bad and others, you can let go and nobody notices. I prefer the ones that you can sneak out and then "cup" and toss in someones face. What about you? Ahh the ever popular "cup of soup". Always classic.
Gordio Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 interesting topic. how come I think my farts smell good & everybody else's stink?
BuffaloBill Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 Beer farts are the worst, always smell terrible. This is why I do not drink Michelob Ultra - something in that beer just makes me
ajzepp Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 The more protein you eat the more smellier they are. The more fiber you eat the less smellier they are. You learned that from the fart master....I want my credit!!
WWVaBeach Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 Farts are funny. So is watching someone gag when they smell one of your farts.
thebug Posted November 2, 2009 Author Posted November 2, 2009 interesting topic. how come I think my farts smell good & everybody else's stink? Hey what else is there to talk about? Day after suicide wings farts are also good, trust me.
BuffaloBill Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 Farts are funny. So is watching someone gag when they smell one of your farts. Not unlike how the Bills make you want to gag.
thebug Posted November 2, 2009 Author Posted November 2, 2009 Lets not forget blue blazers. What's a blue blazer?
dib Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 What's a blue blazer? methane is a component of flatulence. methane is flammable. it burns with a bluish color. voila.
thebug Posted November 2, 2009 Author Posted November 2, 2009 methane is a component of flatulence.methane is flammable. it burns with a bluish color. voila. Ah, yes.....we called them blue angels.
WWVaBeach Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 Not unlike how the Bills make you want to gag. Now why ya gotta go and ruin a perfectly good fart thread?
ajzepp Posted November 2, 2009 Posted November 2, 2009 Now why ya gotta go and ruin a perfectly good fart thread? I agree! Everyone bend over, its time to put Buffalo Bill through the fart wagon!!!
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