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PastaJoe

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  1. Last year there was the largest outbreak of avian flu in U.S. history. 58 million chickens were killed to try to stop the spread.
  2. Old man, take a look at my life I'm a lot like you I need someone to love me The whole day through Oh, one look in my eyes and You can tell that's true
  3. Free as a bird It's the next best thing to be Free as a bird Home, home and dry Like a homing bird I'll fly As a bird on wings
  4. The sky is cryin' Can't you see the tears roll down the street The sky is cryin' Can't you see the tears roll down the street I've been lookin' for my baby And I wonder where can she be
  5. She's my pretty little poison My heartache in the night With a kiss on her lips just like cyanide Yeah, she came with a warning But I didn't mind I'll go out on that high every time She's my pretty little poison My pretty little poison
  6. C C Rider / Jenny Take a Ride - Mitch Ryder & The Detroit Wheels
  7. We're Gonna Get Hi Hi Hi With The Music On. Won't Say Bye-Bye Bye-Bye Bye-Bye Bye-Bye 'Til The Night Is Gone. I'm Gonna Do It To You, Gonna Do It, Sweet Banana, You'll Never Give Up. We're Gettin' Hi Hi Hi In The Midday Sun.
  8. Actually he was delusional. His wife left him years before due to his gambling debts. Which is why he couldn’t afford a secretary, and recorded his messages on a recorder he called Maria.
  9. The time has come My little friends To talk of other things Of shoes and ships and sealing wax Cabbages and kings And why the sea is boiling hot And whether pigs have wings Ha ha Callo-Callay Come, run away With cabbages and kings
  10. Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky It had the one long horn, and one big eye I commenced to shakin' and I said "Ooh-eee" It looks like a purple people eater to me It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater (One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater) A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater Sure looks strange to me (one eye?)
  11. They say the sea turns so dark that You know it's time, you see the sign They say the point demons guard is An ocean grave for all the brave Was it you that said, how long, how long How long to the point of no return?
  12. I'm just a common man, drive a common van My dog ain't got a pedigree If I have my say, it's gonna stay that way 'Cause high-browed people lose their sanity And a common man is what I'll be
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