PastaJoe

Back in the 60’s my parents made me play little league baseball on Kensington. I didn’t know what I was doing and there really wasn’t much teaching. Back then they just expected kids to know how to play, so we just had games. The only time I got on base was a walk.

Now there's no need to demand Grab my golden hand I'll teach you and you'll never be sure If the way that you need Is too much like greed Decide if you are rich or you're poor Because this love That I have to give Must be better than that kind It can make you rich It can make you poor But i know that you'll miss me blind

It's been such a long time I think I should be goin', yeah And time doesn't wait for me It keeps on rollin' Sail on, on a distant highway, yeah I've got to keep on chasin' a dream I've gotta be on my way Wish there was something I could say

He's your oldest and your best friend If you need him, he'll be there again He's always willing to be second best A perfect lodger, a perfect guest Beautiful loser, read it on the wall And realize, you just can't have it all You can't have it all, you can't have it all Oh, oh, can't have it all

While strolling through the park one day In the merry, merry month of May I was taken by surprise By a pair of roguish eyes I was scared, but I didn't run away!

His nickname was Sloppy Joe.

The Batmobile had a phone in the ‘60s. And don’t forget Maxwell Smart’s shoe phone.

The future with tariffs. 😵‍💫

Ford Fairlaine

I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end

Chevy Van

“Drove my Chevy to the levee…”

Hot Rod Lincoln

Ah, my buddy Jim Bass, he's a-working pumping gas And he makes two-fifty for an hour He's got rhythm in his hands as he's tapping on the cans Sings rock and roll in the shower Driving over Kanan, singing to his soul There's people out there turning music into gold

Manon Rheaume was the first woman to play in an exhibition game in any of the major North American pro-sports leagues. She went on to play 5 seasons in the IHL.

The old folks say That you gotta end your date by ten If you're out on a date And you bring it home late it's a sin There just ain't no excusin' You know you're gonna lose and never win I'll say it again And it's all because Your mama don't dance And your daddy don't rock and roll Your mama don't dance And your daddy don't rock and roll When evening rolls around And it's time to go to town Where do you go To rock and roll?

Diana Rigg (Emma Peel on The Avengers)

Guess I got what I deserved Kept you waiting there too long, my love All that time, without a word Did you really think that I'd forget Or I'd regret The special love I have for you My baby blue

Some girls give me money, some girls buy me clothes Some girls give me jewelry, that I never thought I'd own Some girls give me diamonds, some girls, heart attacks Some girls I give all my bread to, I don't ever want it back

Open up the window, let some air into this room I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume And that cigarette you're smokin' 'bout scare me half to death Open up the window, sucker, let me catch my breath Mama told me not to come Mama told me not to come That ain't the way to have fun, son That ain't the way to have fun, son

I heard the news, baby All about your disease Yeah, you may have all you want, baby But I got somethin' you need, oh yeah Ain't talkin' 'bout love My love is rotten to the core Ain't talkin' 'bout love Just like I told you before Yeah, before

Your pops caught you smoking, and he says, "No way" That hypocrite smokes two packs a day Man, living at home is such a drag Now your mom threw away your best porno mag You gotta fight for your right to party

Leave your cares behind Come with us and find The pleasures of a journey to the center of the mind Come along if you care Come along if you dare Take a ride to the land inside of your mind

Take these broken wings And learn to fly again Learn to live so free When we hear the voices sing The book of love will open up and let us in Take these broken wings