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PastaJoe

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  1. Spencer Brown in medical tent.
  2. So you’re saying they’re going to play bad. 🤔
  3. Ugh, a national game and they’re wearing their red pajamas. 🤢
  4. Maybe someday, saved by zero I'll be more together Stretched by fewer thoughts that leave me Chasing after my dreams, disown me, loaded with danger So maybe I'll win (saved by zero) Maybe I'll win (saved by zero)
  5. A lady that I know just came from Columbia She smiled because I did not understand Then she held out some marijuana ha-ha She said it was the best in all the land And I said: No no no no, I don't smoke it no more I'm tired of waking up on the floor No, thank you, please, It only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door
  6. So you think your schooling is phoney I guess it's hard not to agree You say, "It all depends on money And who is in your family tree" Right (right), you're bloody well right You got a bloody right to say Right, you're bloody well right You know, you got a right to say
  7. In the middle of the road you see the darndest things Like fat guys driving 'round in jeeps through the city Wearing big diamond rings and silk suits Past corrugated tin shacks full up with kids And man, I don't mean a Hampstead nursery But when you own a big chunk of the bloody Third World The babies just come with the scenery
  8. Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane Ain't got time to take a fast train Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home My baby, just-a wrote me a letter
  9. Some girls give me money, some girls buy me clothes Some girls give me jewelry, that I never thought I'd own Some girls give me diamonds, some girls, heart attacks Some girls I give all my bread to, I don't ever want it back
  10. Slapshot; my dad took me to see it when I was a young teen. After the nude scenes he said to me, “Don’t tell your mom”.
  11. Play that funky music, white boy Play that funky music right Play that funky music, white boy Lay down that boogie And play that funky music 'til you die
  12. Don't go breaking my heart I couldn't if I tried Honey if I get restless Baby you're not that kind Don't go breaking my heart You take the weight off of me Honey when you knock on my door Ooh, I gave you my key
  13. Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain? Black hole sun Won't you come Won't you come
  14. All along the watchtower Princes kept the view While all the women came and went Barefoot servants, too Well, uh, outside in the cold distance A wildcat did growl Two riders were approaching And the wind began to howl, hey
  15. Obviously the offense is going to have to win the game, which may be the case all season.
  16. Yours was the kiss that awoke my heart There lingers still, though we're far apart That taste of honey Tasting much sweeter than wine
  17. Don't know much about history Don't know much biology Don't know much about a science book Don't know much about the French I took But I do know that I love you And I know that if you love me too What a wonderful world this would be
  18. Don't. Don't you want me? You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me Don't. Don't you want me? You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me
  19. I'll tell you 'bout Texas radio and the Big Beat Soft, driven, slow and mad, like some new language Now, listen to this, and I'll tell you 'bout the Texas I'll tell you 'bout the Texas radio I'll tell you 'bout the hopeless night Wandering the Western dream Tell you 'bout the maiden with wrought iron soul
  20. I watch the ones with classic comedians on like Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, and Jonathan Winters. Their comedy is timeless.
  21. Cover me, when I run Cover me, through the fire Something knocked me out the trees And now I'm on my knees Darling Don't you monkey with the monkey Monkey, monkey, monkey Don't you know you're gonna Shock the monkey
  22. You were born in the city Concrete under your feet It's in your moves, it's in your blood You're a man of the street
  23. To the beat of the rhythm of the night, dance until the morning light Forget about the worries on your mind, you can leave them all behind
  24. I don’t like Fallon because he overly laughs at anything a guest says. Kimmel has become too commercial, I miss his days on The Man Show. Colbert is still good at political observations and interviews. Seth Myers comes closest to the Letterman humor.
  25. Life is a highway I wanna ride it all night long If you're goin' my way Well, I wanna drive it all night long
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