PastaJoe

I’ve been running a 12 team keeper league for 33 years. When we started I had to calculate scores by hand from USA Today box scores. We still have 3 originals, but most of the league is now made up of my adult son and his friends. We never wanted to do a full dynasty because we prefer to have diverse rosters from year to year. We have the option of keeping up to 2 players in exchange for your first 2 draft picks.

Ev'ry time I see your face, It reminds me of the places we used to go. But all I got is a photograph And I realize you're not coming back anymore.

You see she was gonna be an actress And I was gonna learn to fly She took off to find the footlights And I took off for the sky And here, she's acting happy Inside her handsome home And me, I'm flying in my taxi Taking tips (And getting stoned!)

Somewhere beyond the sea She's there watching for me If I could fly like birds on high Then straight to her arms I'd go sailin'

But baby (Baby) Remember (Remember) It's my life and I'll do what I want It's my mind and I'll think what I want Show me I'm wrong Hurt me sometime But some day I'll treat you real fine

Well, I stand up next to a mountain And I chop it down with the edge of my hand Well I pick up all pieces and make an island Might even raise a little sand Yeah Cause I'm a Voodoo Child Lord knows I'm a Voodoo Child baby

Shoot to thrill, play to kill Too many women with too many pills, said Shoot to thrill, play to kill I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will 'Cause I shoot to thrill, and I'm ready to kill I can't get enough and I can't get my fill I shoot to thrill, play to kill

Sweet, sweet city woman I can see your face, I can hear your voice I can almost touch you Sweet, sweet city woman And the banjo and me, we got a feel for singing

Just an old fashioned love song playing on the radio And wrapped around the music Is the sound of someone promising they'll never go You swear you've heard it before As it slowly rambles on No need in bringing 'em back 'Cause they've never really gone

Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side? Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, and rainbows have nothing to hide So we've been told and some choose to believe it I know they're wrong wait and see Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection The lovers, the dreamers and me

If you gotta play at garden parties I wish you a lotta luck But if memories were all I sang I'd rather drive a truck But it's all right now I learned my lesson well You see, you can't please everyone So you got to please yourself

Give a little bit Oh, give a little bit of your love to me I'll give a little bit I'll give a little bit of my life for you Now's the time that we need to share So find yourself, we're on our way back home

I've got a woman Way cross town She's good to me oh, yeah She's there to love me both day and night No groans or fusses, treats me right Never running in the street Leaving me alone She knows a woman's place is around home at night

Come on, Eileen Oh, I swear (what he means) At this moment You mean everything You in that dress My thoughts, I confess Verge on dirty Ah, come on, Eileen

Come on in, baby take you coat off, come on in, baby take a load off Come on in, baby shake the blues off I'm gonna love that frown away Come on in, baby put a smile on, come on in, baby tell me what's wrong Come on in, the blues will be long gone I'm gonna love your hurt away

There come a time in everybody's life When you just gotta just Move on down the road You know what I'm talkin', baby Number fifteen, man Shut up, Boogie Lay it down, Larry

Well my pad is very messy, got whiskers on my chin Never had no problems 'cause I've always paid the rent I got no time for lovin' 'Cause my time is all used up I stand outside creatin' All the groovy kinds of love I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so I'm a man, yes I am and I can't help but love you so

Oh, my, my, oh, hell yes Honey, put on that party dress Buy me a drink, sing me a song Take me as I come 'cause I can't stay long Last dance with Mary Jane One more time to kill the pain I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again

They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway They say there's always magic in the air But when you're walking down that street And you ain't had enough to eat The glitter rubs right off and you're nowhere

Never been awake Never seen a day break Leaning on my pillow in the morning Lazy day in bed music in my head Crazy music playing in the morning light Oh, oh, oh it's magic, you know Never believe it's not so It's magic, you know Never believe it's not so

This is radio clash tearing up the seven veils This is radio clash please save us, not the whales This is radio clash underneath a mushroom cloud This is radio clash You don't need that funeral shroud

So far away Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore It would be so fine to see your face at my door Doesn't help to know you're just time away

Well I think it's time to get ready To realize just what I have found I have lived only half of what I am It's all clear to me now My heart is on fire My soul's like a wheel that's turnin' My love is alive, my love is alive, yeah, yeah, yeah

A lady that I know just came from Columbia She smiled because I did not understand Then she held out some marijuani ha-ha She said it was the best in all the land And I said: No no no no, I don't smoke it no more I'm tired of waking up on the floor No, thank you, please, It only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door

I love you for your pink Cadillac Crushed velvet seats Riding in the back Cruising down the street Waving to the girls Feeling out of sight Spending all my money On a Saturday night Honey I just wonder what you do there in back Of your pink Cadillac Pink Cadillac