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But she's pro-life, and that trumps everything else, don't cha know.

Chris Rock keeping it real on Larry King: ROCK: I mean, just look the big thing right now is the economy. And people are going broke. And here: The choice isn't Republican or Democrat. The choice is you got a guy that's worth $150 million with 12 houses against a guy who's worth a million dollars with one house. KING: Well -- ROCK: The guy with one house really cares about losing a house, because he is homeless. The other guy can lose five houses and still got a bunch of houses. Does this make any sense? Am I the only one that sees this? KING: It's unique way of ... ROCK: I'm just saying, John McCain could lose half his houses. KING: You got a point. ROCK: And sleep well.

Just install some free condom dispensers and that will take care of a majority of the college men's health issues. And maybe some free laundry services so they don't wear dirty underwear and sleep on dirty sheets.

Did you check with the Patriots, they may have been doing some scouting.

No, they sent it in an email and he didn't know how to open it.

Two big scoops of Racky Road please, in cups with cherries on top.

McCain reminds me of the Inquisition skit on Monty Python. The inquisitors are running to get to their destination, finally get there and burst through the doors, and just as they're about to speak....the show ends, and you hear them cussing as the credits roll.

Crashed two jets and shot down in a third, not a great analogy picture for crisis leadership with the economy going down in flames. The debate is at 9pm. I don't know how long it takes to get from Washington to Mississippi (no jokes about 100 years time difference), but let's be generous and give him 5 hours. So he boards McPain One at 5pm eastern time, does the debate for 2 hours, then flys back (another 5 hours), he'll be back in Washington by 4am. Now what earth-shattering decisions will be made between 5pm Friday and 4am Saturday that requires he be there? The guy invented the Blackberry, isn't this a perfect time for him to make use of his own technology when away from Washington? How many times have we been told by some here that the president doesn't have to be in Washington to be on the job.

Maybe she has to spend time researching McCain's record of regulatory legislation. Couric-Palin interview: Couric: You've said, quote, "John McCain will reform the way Wall Street does business." Other than supporting stricter regulations of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac two years ago, can you give us any more example of his leading the charge for more oversight? Palin: I think that the example that you just cited, with his warnings two years ago about Fannie and Freddie - that, that's paramount. That's more than a heck of a lot of other senators and representatives did for us. Couric: But he's been in Congress for 26 years. He's been chairman of the powerful Commerce Committee. And he has almost always sided with less regulation, not more. Palin: He's also known as the maverick though, taking shots from his own party, and certainly taking shots from the other party. Trying to get people to understand what he's been talking about - the need to reform government. Couric: But can you give me any other concrete examples? Because I know you've said Barack Obama is a lot of talk and no action. Can you give me any other examples in his 26 years of John McCain truly taking a stand on this? Palin: I can give you examples of things that John McCain has done, that has shown his foresight, his pragmatism, and his leadership abilities. And that is what America needs today. Couric: I'm just going to ask you one more time - not to belabor the point. Specific examples in his 26 years of pushing for more regulation. Palin: I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/09/24/...in4476173.shtml

Nobody said being president was easy if done properly. If they're not up to the job, then they shouldn't be running. And I don't expect a president to fix the economy by themself, but look at the economic advisors they surround themself with to assist them.

Shouldn't one of the requirements of being president be the ability to multitask problems?

Here's an idea, let the VP candidates debate on Friday. Imagine the reaction from Palin when she hears, "Governor, I know you were planning on cramming this weekend for your upcoming debate, but it's been moved up so you're going to have to wing it on Friday. When they ask you about the Czechs, don't say you prefer credit cards."

Obama should offer to switch the debate to somewhere in Washington, and have it about economic issues. Don't let McCain run away from the debate. If McCain is smart enough to know what to do, he should be smart enough to discuss it in a debate.

He says he's going to Washington to work on the economic crisis. He previously said he didn't know much about economics, and now they can't figure it out without him? This sounds like another hail mary publicity stunt. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26872907/

My first time at the Aud was in the late 60s when my dad took me to see wrestling. I remember the cloud of smoke above us because people were still allowed to smoke inside back then. Then I once saw a basketball double header; first game was the Harlem Globetrotters, then the second game was the Buffalo Braves vs Portland with Bill Walton. My last game at the Aud was sitting in the nosebleed orange seats to see the Sabres vs Flyers.

FOXSports.com and WDFN (1130 AM) is reporting that the Lions have removed team president and GM Matt Millen from his post, ending one of the most criticized tenures in Detroit sports history. Millen was informed of the move last night during a late-night high-level meeting. This morning several people within the building confirmed that he had large packing boxes in his office. It is unclear if Millen was fired or removed himself from the equation but the news comes just days after Bill Ford, Jr. publicly stated he would have fired the GM if it was his decision but he lacked the authority to do so. http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID...ORTS01/80924031

Chicago, Minnesota, Detroit, Kansas City, and Miami will all be viable options next year.

Has anyone who's at the game noticed if JP talks to Trent during the games? Often you see the backup talking to the starter when they're on the sidelines going over the plays, but I've only seen Hamdan talking to Trent.

I went 0-3 this week. Plenty of statistical underachievers; anybody from Pittsburgh (Big Ben, Parker, Ward), Brian Westbrook, Donald Driver, Wes Welker, Bills defense. Had Ronnie Brown on the bench on one team.

"You're right, I can hear the baby's heartbeat".

But, but, Dukakis was a governor like Sarah Palin, so he must have been ready to be president. Is McCain another Bob Dole; an old war hero out of touch with the realities of today??

Bill Clinton wants to know where all you "who cares" folks were when he was running for president. He cheated on his wife, but even he didn't marry his mistress like McCain did.

Can the Republicans run away from their ideology and policies any faster? The Bush/McCain/Graham party of deregulation, laissez-faire, and tax cuts without budget cuts, now wants to blame the Democrats? That's rich. No, that's super rich!

I didn't say it was good or bad, I thought it was funny. And maybe some insight as to why he selected Palin instead of an experienced Republican woman; she has the background he likes in his women.

While John McCain attended his 50th Naval Academy reunion Saturday, a Brazilian beauty fondly recalled the affair she had with the young "good kissing" midshipman she met a half a century ago. "He was tasty, loving and romantic," says Maria Gracinda Teixeira de Jesus, 77, a former beauty queen and dancer, of the young John McCain, whom she met in Rio de Janeiro in 1957. I called him 'John' but he was my dear and my coconut dessert. Asked about John in bed, Gracinda says, "Of course we had sex...he was not only good at kissing but good at everything." http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2...io_affair_.html