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and mead sang the cow its favorite song,

He'll use the profits to put a bid in for the Bills.

marinated in, from the content cow mead kept in the bathroom, which was content because

They're not going to move a team out of LA just because of the owner. There's more money to be made in LA, and charging an expansion fee to Seattle. I thought this guy was divorced, but he's still married to his wife of 50 years. And he still went around in public with his girlfriend. The wife must have figured let someone else deal with his wrinkly ass and Viagra.

This is the type of negative scrutiny Trump would get if he tries to buy the Bills, for his support of the racially motivated Birther movement. It will hopefully make NFL owners think twice if it comes before them.

in mead's bathtub, which hasn't been cleaned since

he rubs on his body as he prances through the forest drips off and is collected by Keebler elves, who

of chickens that were on the grill, marinated in millbank's special sauce made from

Wonder, who was only 5 yards away, flew over the pool and hit mead's neighbor's

which wasn't a Bills game, but the new house down the street that the new owners were opening, who didn't appreciate that mead left in their pool a

milk, which reminds me of the time when mead got milked when he foolishly bought

If the title said 'Hitler moustache' then it would have been NSFW no matter what the subject. At least this had a 50-50 chance.

And if Schumer contributes to the cause, then he will have earned the publicity.

Bad teams will lose in any weather, but match a good Bills team against an equally good southern team and being use to the cold and wind will be an advantage. And last time I checked Cleveland was another cold weather team, like Green Bay. You may sit home in a Snuggie late in the season, but give fans a game that counts and they will show up.

So you don't think playing Miami or San Diego in Dec. when it's cold and windy wouldn't be an advantage instead of playing GBay who plays in similar weather? One of the reasons given for drafting EJ was because he had big hands to deal with handling the ball in the cold. The reason management doesn't like Dec. games isn't primarily because of weather, it's because by then the team is out of the playoffs. If they build it (a good team), they will come.

The NFL website shows the Detroit game as on FOX. Must be payback for Thanksgiving game Chi-Det on CBS.

How big is your bladder? Can you hold it all game? I would not want to be caught in the bathroom wearing opponent's gear. For those in the Syracuse television market, even if they're sold out, we will not get to see the FOX games vs Detroit and Green Bay. The Giants have games at the same time, and they get preference on the local FOX channel.

That's the best time for people who have to travel a distance.

They play warm weather teams at home during warm weather, and cold weather teams during cold weather. No advantage there. Dumb.

Jills story was just on ABC News national broadcast.

No games in Orchard Park?

that were in the shape of

At least it wasn't a poop shoot.

I've always thought the home opener should be against a team that would be a smaller draw later in the season, this year being Minnesota, KC, or San Diego. It's a sure sellout no matter who they play, so leave the better draws for when the weather is worse and our playoff hopes are dashed.

Maybe shooting BLANK? Prostate cancer is common and treatable.