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PastaJoe

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  1. Sure, she probably cleans up well. Looks a bit like Connie Stevens for you old timers.
  2. So tell her you'll bring another guy with you. Ask her if she has a glass menagerie.
  3. taking turns using the only pair of pants they own when they work at their new job at
  4. CGJ's breakfast burritos down and needed to lay down on a quilt, and spoon until
  5. I think he'll ask his son to kill him. And then there'll be a power struggle over who becomes king.
  6. who is known as the Fritos Bandito because he looks like
  7. CowgirlsFan prefers a bottle of lotion.
  8. Thinks Bills should draft a RB with first pick.
  9. Drinking on the job and poor circulation resulting in blue fingertips may make her hard to place.
  10. Beefs after eating Beefaroni.
  11. We did help her out. Now she's a bad woman. Try this link: http://jobs.monster.com/v-it-l-buffalo,-ny.aspx
  12. talking to your wife, and hide in the garage with your secret stash of
  13. because he was under the impression that it was a swingers party since mead was there with his flirty partner
  14. but instead it just gave him hairy palms, so now everyone thinks he
  15. He heard they serve a lot of pitchers there, so he came to meet Sandy Koufax.
  16. Be kind to the people that you meet on the way up, because you're going to meet the same people on the way down. -Ralph Kramden
  17. a candystriper named mead whose legs were as hairy as...
  18. like mead's hair, which he washes with
  19. JR in Pittsburgh having a hallucination about a moa because he smoked a joint laced with...
  20. That explains Janis Joplin, Grace Slick, Chrissie Hynde, Patti Smith, Pat Benetar, the Wilson Sisters, and Stevie Nicks. Rock and Roll is about rebelling against the establishment and questioning authority, which is why most of the great songs came in the 60s-70s.
  21. I can't wait to find out who wins. But they probably won't get to that point this season.
  22. Rock and roll is about rebelling against authority. Fortunate Son by CCR did that with a fast paced anthem about sending poor kids to die in an unnecessary war.
  23. made from potatoes and a white chocolate rabbit that was stolen on Easter from
  24. mistook him for mead and ran him over with a golf cart at the airport, and then stole his suitcase which contained...
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