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PastaJoe

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  1. TGISat and another game 7!
  2. Chase a greased pig. If you can catch it, you're allowed to eat bacon that day.
  3. I wonder what the aliens who are receiving Earth transmissions think. Will their first reply message to earth be, "Send more Chuck Berry"? (for those old enough to remember that reference)
  4. One of the provisions for your parole?
  5. You're not as bad as your family says you are.
  6. I'd give her a transfusion.
  7. Vikings, The Knick, Ascension.
  8. CountryCletus was born in Sweet Lips, Tennessee.
  9. I've been happily married for 5 years come August. It's our 26th wedding anniversary.
  10. Do you eat together or mail the cards to seperate restaurants?
  11. CowgirlsFan's grandpa's "other" family from his service in the Korean War?
  12. ...the US Commerce Dept said that hurricane names would no longer be only female.
  13. That doesn't show on my iPhone.
  14. I think that's Stan Lee doing a cameo as Burt.
  15. Anyone keeping count?
  16. She must have got bored sitting on top of her washing machine.
  17. Simmons was fired because he criticized Goodell, and he's a sacred fattened cow for ESPN. So much for voicing opinions from "the sports leader".
  18. Gugly is gugny's evil twin brother.
  19. Aug 14 9:38pm. After the Bills win their first preseason game, he will call the first person who says EJ's performance with the 2nd stringers proves he should be the starter "an idiot".
  20. No, but hot for guards.
  21. Must have thought it was a branch office.
  22. Makes it sound like you weren't following the rules on how to play with the tinker toys.
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