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PastaJoe

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  1. Pulled a muscle carrying his $8 million.
  2. Keep it up and she’ll be sanding your toenails.
  3. The only hope is for the Mets to win. The Dodgers and Yankees are the two baseball teams I dislike the most.
  4. I don't mind other guys dancing with my girl That's fine, I know them all pretty well But I know sometimes I must get out in the light Better leave her behind with the kids, they're alright The kids are alright
  5. I got my pills to ease the pain Can't find a thing to ease the rain Sometimes I'd like to try and settle down But everybody's leavin' town Some got to win, some got to lose Good time Charlie's got the blues
  6. I knew right from the beginning That you would end up winning I knew right from the start You'd put an arrow through my heart Round and round With love we'll find a way, just give it time Round and round What comes around goes around I'll tell you why
  7. Like a clock whose hands are sweeping Past the minutes of its face And the world is like an apple Whirling silently in space Like the circles that you find In the windmills of your mind
  8. Why can’t they clean it up and leave the roof open for next season?
  9. What would it cost the Bills to include a swap of kickers?
  10. Refs showed what all games would be like if they called all the penalties they saw. Remember that next time you complain about penalties not called.
  11. Blame the players, not the refs who are calling by the letter of the law. It just shows how much other refs let go.
  12. Jesus, Allen really embellished that one.
  13. Neither team deserves to win. Call it a tie.
  14. They did but they traded him to Vegas.
  15. Bass isn’t going anywhere. Unfortunately his contract cap hit is too expensive to cut him.
  16. They already have, like that ticky tack illegal formation that negated the Bills PI penalty.
  17. Kentucky woman She shines with her own kind of light She'd look at you once And a day that's all wrong looks all right And I love her God knows, I love her Kentucky woman If she get to know you She goin' to own you Kentucky woman
  18. Kentucky rain keeps pouring down And up ahead's another town that I'll go walking through With the rain in my shoes (rain in my shoes) Searching for you In the cold Kentucky rain In the cold Kentucky rain
  19. Now everyone blamed his old man For making him mean as a snake When Amos Moses was a boy His daddy would use him for alligator bait Tie a rope around his base and throw him in the swamp (hahaha) Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou
  20. He take the thunder from the mountain He take a lightning from the sky He bring a strong man to his begging knee He make the young girl's mama cry You got to hidey-hide You got to jump and run You got to hidey-hidey-hide The old man is down the road
  21. Take the last train to Clarksville And I'll meet you at the station You can be here by 4:30 'Cause I've made your reservation Don't be slow Oh, no, no, no Oh, no, no, no And I don't know if I'm ever coming home
  22. Times have changed and times are strange Here I come but I ain't the same Mama, I'm coming home Times go by, seems to be You could have been a better friend to me Mama, I'm coming home
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