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"Alien" Anally Probes 79 in Texas
PastaJoe replied to Mike in Horseheads's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Maybe he’s one of the space pirates that Texas Senator Ted Cruz is worried about. -
Usually the issue is finding good wings.
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We’ve gone to Cape May, NJ for the past 20 years. On the southern tip of NJ. Where we stay is across the street from the Atlantic Ocean beach. Quiet place to relax without big crowds. Wildwood and its boardwalk with amusement and water parks is just a short drive north. And there’s actually a pizza place we found that has good pizza and wings.
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I wonder if they’ll ever do the time jump so they can sync up with Walking Dead.
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Question about your breakfast eggs
PastaJoe replied to Patrick Duffy's topic in Off the Wall Archives
When I was a kid my mom would make bacon and eggs by cooking the bacon, then chop it up and mix it in with the scrambled eggs as they cooked so you got a mix in every bite. Then when I ordered bacon and eggs at a restaurant and the bacon came on the side, I was disappointed. -
Stay awakeLook outIf you're out on a moonlit nightBe careful of the neighborhood straysOf a lady with long black hairTryin' to win you with her feminine waysCrystal ball on the tableShowing the future, the pastSame cat with them evil eyesYou'd better get out of there fastShe's just a devil womanWith evil on her mindBeware the devil womanShe's gonna get you.
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We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it Everything'll work out right I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're are no friends of mine I say we can dance, we can dance everything out of control We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands We can dance, we can dance everybody's takin' the chance Oh well the safety dance Ah yes the safety dance
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Never been a sinner I never sinnedI got a friend in JesusSo you know that when I dieHe's gonna set me up withThe spirit in the skyOh set me up with the spirit in the skyThat's where I'm gonna go when I dieWhen I die and they lay me to restI'm gonna go to the place that's the bestGo to the place that's the best
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You have to believe we are magicNothin' can stand in our wayYou have to believe we are magicDon't let your aim ever strayAnd if all your hopes surviveYour destiny will arriveI'll bring all your dreams aliveFor youI'll bring all your dreams aliveFor you
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So I'm walking in the rain Thumbing for a ride On this lonely Kentucky back road I've loved you much too long My love's too strong To let you go, never knowing What went wrong Kentucky rain keeps pouring down And up ahead's another town that I'll go walking through With the rain in my shoes (rain in my shoes) Searchin' for you In the cold Kentucky rain In the cold Kentucky rain
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I'm looking through you, where did you go I thought I knew you, what did I know You don't look different, but you have changedI'm looking through you, you're not the same
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When I look out my window, many sights to see. And when I look in my window, so many different people to be. That its strange. So strange. You got to pick up every stitch. Must be the season of the witch, must be the season of the witch, yeah, must be the season of the witch.
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I make the ***** purr with the stroke of my hand They know they gettin' it from me They know just where to go When they need their lovin' man They know I do it for free I give 'em cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever They got it bad scratch fever Cat scratch fever
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She'll lead you down a pathThere'll be tenderness in the airShe'll let you come just far enoughSo you know she's really thereShe'll look at you and smileAnd her eyes will sayShe's got a secret gardenWhere everything you wantWhere everything you needWill always stayA million miles away
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S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! Gonna keep on dancing To the rock and roll On Saturday night, Saturday night Dancin' to the rhythm In our heart and soul On Saturday night, Saturday night
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Watchin' cigarettes burn out'Til all the neon gets turned outI was so on fire for you it hurts, howFast as a cigarette can burn out
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Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?We can end your daily strifeAt a reasonable priceYou've seen it advertised in LifeYou'll feel just fineNowBuy a big bright green pleasure machine
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Foalie interference.
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Hot town, summer in the city Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty Been down, isn't it a pity Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city All around, people looking half dead Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head But at night it's a different world Go out and find a girl Come-on come-on and dance all night Despite the heat it'll be alright And babe, don't you know it's a pity That the days can't be like the nights In the summer, in the city In the summer, in the city
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I like mine with lettuce and tomatoHeinz 57 and french fried potatoesBig kosher pickle and a cold draft beerWell, good god Almighty which way do I steer
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Oh oh, come take my handWe're riding out tonight to case the promised landOh oh oh oh, Thunder RoadOh, Thunder Road, oh, Thunder RoadLying out there like a killer in the sunHey, I know it's late, we can make it if we runOh oh oh oh, Thunder RoadSit tight, take hold, Thunder Road
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Monday, Monday, can´t trust that dayMonday, Monday, sometimes it just turns out that wayOh Monday mornin´ you gave me no warnin´ of what was to beOh Monday, Monday, how could you leave and not take me