Cowboys, Bills, and Patriots would have guns. So they could shoot all the animal teams, as well as the Vikings, Chiefs, Giants, Buccaneers, 49ers, Steelers, Titans, Raiders, Packers, and Redguys. The Texans don’t necessarily all have guns so they’re out. The Jets would have to Kamikaze to take out others so they wouldn’t survive. And the Patriots would have older guns so they’d be outshot. And the Bills are really just one guy, so he’d be outnumbered. That leaves the Cowboys. But then you have the elvish Browns who could use magic to overcome the guns. And finally you have the Saints who are God’s soldiers, and they’d crush the Brownies and be the last ones standing.