PastaJoe
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There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off! There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off! There's a dozen on my cousin I can hear the bastard buzzin' There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off!
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If you should ever leave me Though life would still go on believe me The world could show nothing to me So what good would living do me God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows what I'd be without you
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You're still the one I want to talk to in bed Still the one that turns my head We're still having fun, and you're still the one
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I've lived long enough to have learned The closer you get to the fire, the more you get burned But that won't happen to us 'Cause it's always been a matter of trust
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Now that you're gone All that's left is a band of gold All that's left of the dreams I hold Is a band of gold And the memories of what love could be If you were still here with me
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Living in a fantasy Ever since you came to me Living in a fantasy Drowning in this luxury Ever since you came to me I'm living in a dream
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Lovers forever, face-to-face My city, your mountains Stay with me, stay I need you to love me I need you today Give to me your leather Take from me my lace
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This weekend on SiriusXM Howard 101 they will be playing Gilbert’s appearances on Howard Stern.
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I want to live I want to give I've been a miner For a heart of gold It's these expressions I never give That keep me searching For a heart of gold And I'm getting old
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I got to know him from his appearances on the Howard Stern show. He was the best at ad-libbing during the news. His impersonations of Bela Legosi, Groucho Marx, Georgie Jessel, and singing in Yiddish were hilarious.
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If I could read your mind, love What a tale your thoughts could tell Just like a paperback novel The kind the drugstore sells
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I don't care if you hurt me some more I don't care if you even the score You can knock me and I don't care And you can mock me and I don't care And you can rock me just about anywhere It's alright 'Cause you're all I've got tonight You're all I've got tonight You're all I've got tonight I need you tonight I need you tonight
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Oh, last night, I didn't get to sleep at all, no, no The sleeping pill I took was just a waste of time I couldn't close my eyes 'cause you were on my mind And last night, I didn't get to sleep, didn't get to sleep No, I didn't get to sleep at all
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In the mornin' you go gunnin' for the man who stole your water And you fire 'til he is done in but they catch you at the border And the mourners are all singin' as they drag you by your feet But the hangman isn't hangin' and they put you on the street You go back, Jack, do it again, wheel turnin' 'round and 'round You go back, Jack, do it again
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I see the bad moon a-rising I see trouble on the way I see earthquakes and lightnin' I see bad times today Don't go around tonight Well it's bound to take your life There's a bad moon on the rise
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Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy! Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch Imagination sets in, pretty soon I'm singin' Doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my back door
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I'm a fleabit peanut monkey All my friends are junkies That's not really true I'm a cold Italian pizza I could use a lemon squeezer What you do? But, I've been bit and I've been tossed around By every she-rat in this town Have you, babe?
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I've been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life I've been waiting for a girl like you, your a love that will survive I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive Yeah, waiting for a girl like you to come into my life
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Where have all the flowers gone? Long time passing. Where have all the flowers gone? Long time ago. Where have all the flowers gone? The girls have picked them every one. Oh, When will you ever learn? Oh, When will you ever learn?
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Want you to sign your contract Want you to sign today Gonna give you lots of money Workin' For MCA
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I think it was due to uncertainty in 2020 that any staple goods would be available given the combination of the incompetent federal response and not knowing how severe lockdowns could be. Seeing states having to compete with each other on the open market for medical supplies with no federal coordination caused unnecessary panic.
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Oh, it's so funny how we don't talk anymore It's so funny, why we don't talk anymore? But I ain't losing sleep and I ain't counting sheep No, no, no
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The cup and char pepperoni makes the difference.
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So true, funny how it seems Always in time, but never in line for dreams Head over heels when toe to toe This is the sound of my soul This is the sound
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Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses. Conjunction Junction, how's that function? I got three favorite cars That get most of my job done. Conjunction Junction, what's their function? I got "and", "but", and "or", They'll get you pretty far.
