How do we know in our heart of hearts that the Iranians are showing us the right monkey? What if the true space traveler is indisposed and we've been offered a glimpse of a stand-in monkey. Well, there is a way to make a final determination: Send a delegation to Iran to open talks focused on the monkey business. I propose the group include Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and Joe Biden. This mission may be a step or two above the subject matter of their usual activities, but I have faith (no pun intended, Al and Jesse) that they will get to the bottom of this matter.
While they are in Iran, they may get a look at that new radar-evading jet developed merely to deliver groceries....