http://www.democratandchronicle.com/usatoday/article/2117653 
  
Solely in the spirit of gastronomic hands-across-the-sea, let's share some recipes that might tempt those fellas. 
  
OK, I'll go first:  Wrap a 3lb pork roast with 1 lb of bacon, grill  over a low fire of sandals made from truck tires 'til pink in the center, serve hot with a sprinkling of cell-corner dust.