Keukasmallies

If ISIS is targeting the Mall of America, does that mean there's a job fair there? If POTUS refuses to call the terrorists wishing to set up an Islamic Caliphate Islamic terrorists, who does he think is behind ISIL, Presbyterians? Funny the guy can use the Initials ISIL, but can't bring himself to label that crew Islamic terrorists. Sail On, Oh Ship of State.

An excellent article! Someone ought to call it to POTUS' attention; not that he'd accept the premise (or even understand it), but his response would provide us with yet another point of confirmation that he just doesn't get it. ISIS ain't an impoverished neighborhood in Chicago pining for a community organizer; ISIS is an extreme Islamic-based group bent on imposing its interpretation of Islam on whomever, wherever.

Jameis: The best predictor of tomorrow is yesterday.

Looking for a number of individuals currently seeking work (whether you realize it or not), to be employed in the United States. Openings in school bus driver, day care aide and school cafeteria monitor positions. Illegal immigrants will be welcomed with open arms (no pun intended). Send resume , salary and benefit requirements, bandolier size and ammo caliber, and a completed copy of form BHO-69 (I Want to Turn My Life Around) to: POTUS 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC N.B. There is no application deadline for these positions and all application expenses will be paid by the American taxpayer.

Nope, I'll give it another shot.

Naw, the newest one where Joey is nuzzling new SecDef Carter's wife's neck at the swearing in ceremony. Since I screwed up the OP, I'll at least propose a caption: Give me a call when Ashton leaves town, so we can get "acquainted."

Aw crap, the file is too large. Apologies for tech illiteracy.

Just what was Bozo the Veep saying to the wife of the new Defense Secretary?

In retrospect, maybe Joe Biden is the perfect partner for POTUS. The jobs-for-terrorists concept is right out of the playbook of the current administration. Can't you just see yesterday's terrorists installing today's solar panels on a home near you?

Nasty along the Erie Canal in the Rochester area! Long spells of temps in the teens and single digits, a lot of snow and heavy snow loads on roofs + icicles are creating ice damming problems all over the area. Much more difficult than last winter. I attribute it to global warming primarily; but Nancy Pelosi bears some responsibility too.

See, that's what happens when your big wiener spins out of control. Mom was right after all....

Probably some well-intentioned news producer just suffered a Freudian episode and made a sequencing error. However, one could make a case for POTUS' commission of "rape" against any number of common sense institutions here in the USA, e.g., our foreign policy, our domestic policy regarding immigration, etc.

But what about the fact that the earth's temperature has risen some god-awfully infinitesimal percentage of a degree? POTUS simply doesn't have the time to consider dead Christians given the enormity of global climate change. He'll debut the installation of a new smoke stack scrubber on a coal-fired power plant in Resume Speed, KY in the next few weeks. Sail On, Oh Ship of State.

You can learn to read a defense, you can't unlearn stupid.

Yes to this! Let's keep the doofus on stage as long as possible...well, not too long. I'll take two up front for the Clinton - Biden debates.

Damn that Fox News! When will they learn to only report what POTUS uh...sanctions, ah..red lines, OK...says to his mirror during selfie practice....?

Of course, the successful family in the adoption lottery must certify that they have no small children in order to be sure that the dog is only able to attack potential families from the knees down.

Recall POTUS saying that there'd be no attacks coming from Afghanistan, that all was settled and the troop withdrawal could proceed without fear...? http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/02/13/us-reportedly-increases-secret-raids-against-afghanistan-insurgents/ He may have been a bit too optimistic and spoken a smidgen too soon. (Or maybe he doesn't know his hat from his ass in terms of foreign policy.)

Maryland...and there was that little plagiarism scandal, but we won't mention that too loudly.

It's just a travesty that Joe Biden is even allowed to enter the White House. His presence on the national political scene is a prime example of all that is wrong with Washington, DC today.

So, for POTUS, it just boils down to a bunch of folks shooting another bunch of folks. Crips - Bloods, Jews - Arabs, blacks - blacks, whites - whites; not really much to be concerned about when you're prepping for an appearance with Al Sharpton.

Three more snow storms and Gary will be dead from an aneurysm....case closed.

It was 1:30 AM, and the bar closed at 2. I was sitting at the bar, and the only other person at the bar was a middle aged woman, maybe 45, kinda good looking, in the dim light, with plenty of make-up, and me with seven Jim Beam's on the rocks in my belly. I slipped into the stool next to hers, gave her my best salesman's smile and said "Hello". She smiled, and I had the bartender bring us both doubles. We made small talk, and as my hand rested upon her thigh she didn't pull away. When the bartender made last call, she acknowledged the bar was closing soon and asked me if I was up for a little mother-and-daughter action. I could hardly contain myself, this was my lucky day!! Sure I said, sure! I followed her directions as I drove her home, she had me hot as a pistol as we walked up the sidewalk and she opened the door. As we went inside she yelled "Mom, I got one"!!

Al Gore should consider acting in concert with the pap he preaches regarding climate change. His homes and general travel life stye decry his passionate entreaties. He's a phony looking for a cause; I think of him as the "Al Sharpton" of environmentalism - he chooses his vague causes, then runs from those who don't agree. We were a hanging chad away from his insufferable boorish pronouncements on a more regular basis.

Remember back in third grade when Miss Andrews told the class to check their spelling before putting their work on her desk...Hmmmm, well, do you?