Keukasmallies

I just hope that the Presidents of the nation's colleges are sensitive enough to provide both therapy dogs and scream rooms to assist their student body in acclimating to the incoming administration in DC.

Servers in restaurants all over LA must be licking their chops to get at the parts that will soon be available now that the A listers are moving to Mexico...Oh wait, not Mexico....

Who do those bastards in the middle of the country think they are voting like that? Didn't they get the Preordination Memo from Debbie Wasserrman-Schultz about the super delegates? Don't they realize that Inauguration Ball gowns were already on order? If they'd remained meek, they'd eventually inherit the earth...woulldn't they? Just deplorable...eh?

Will the last Clinton out of Washington please get the lights....

Maybe THIS time the Clinton's will go swiftly into the night. (Of course, they'll take a truck load of furniture from wherever they are at present....)

Yeah, kinda like that other futbol...The formal time runs out, then just add some minutes (keep it quiet, though), play for a bit, then just stop and declare a winner!

Here's a workable scenario: Trump beats Hill'ry (adiós b!^$#), continues on his current path and gets impeached, is replaced by Pence and someone else capable of rational action over time.

Nixon = Republican Clinton = Democrat You silly...you.

This could mean that more of her posse have computers with incriminating emails that they want the FBI to destroy. (Immunity is highly overrated when your home girl is POTUS.)

1. Turn on TV; 2. Watch game; 3. Alternate cursing and cheering.

So, in fact, the election is rigged; just not in the manner Trump describes. Media manipulation of stories has the effect of creating a context within which the election will take place. Does anyone doubt the direction of the media slant over the next three weeks?

Wow, butthole posts, this truly is a topic about Hill'ry!

My question is when will the steatopygic first lady declare for public office? Better yet, will she win the ambassadorship lottery in Hill'ry's administration?

I'm with westside

Well, one good thing is that the current wave of rap music attempts to glorify women rather than victimize them as is the case with Trump's comments and actions. Oh wait, I might have that wrong....

My diagnosis is that she suffers from zacklies: Things around her must be zackley as she says they are; her version of affairs is the only zackly correct version; if/when elected President, she'll only focus zackly on her re-election in four years. The other side of the coin is that we'll all be zackly screwed.

Unfortunately, Hill'ry's "tent" may not actually include the hewers of wood and drawers of water she panders to for their voting power. She is the ultimate poster child for the concept of a slime ball.

I think of the two major political parties as two drug-selling street gangs fighting over a particularly lucrative street corner. Each wants to defeat the other, but really doesn't care about the neighborhood.

Thanks for sticking that pronoun in there; it's the only way I know who you're talking about at the moment.

Even before discussing policies she proposes, I'm interested in hearing about her specific accomplishments upon which her "policies" might be based. Actual accomplishments, not just positions held, or trips taken. [Please don't list her listening tour of NYS!]

I think of Trump as the distasteful transition between Obama and the truly attentive candidate yet to come for the 2020 election cycle. A more coarse comparison would be comparing Trump to the strong mouthwash (rinse thoroughly, but don't swallow) needed to wash away an eight year episode of vomit-in-your-mouth. Once the episode is forgotten, life is refocused and moves along nicely.

This

Turn on TV at exactly 1:00 to avoid the pre-game vacuous hum of ex-players and assorted others. Watch intently until the first terrible call by the officials. Watch tentatively until the first terrible call by Wrex. Turn off TV somewhere around nine minutes into the first quarter. Renew my oath to never watch the Bills again. Check the schedule for next week's game.

Not to belabor the issue, but if one accepts the definition of demagogue as a political leader who seeks support by appealing to popular desires and prejudices rather than by rational argument; and if one accepts that the continuum of social programs and supports create popular desires [some say "needs"]; and, further, if one accepts that prejudices are created by admired individuals scoffing and making light of specific groups of "others"; and, even further, if one accepts that appointment to a position does not accomplishments make...whew, a long sentence...and simply restating the list of appointments; then the two candidates are but two sides of the same coin. Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee, as it were. So, pick the one that, in your mind, lies the least, exhibits the least chicanery in past dealings and exercise your franchise.

It seems to me that, with a simple pronoun change and no "stretching" whatsoever, items 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, and 8 can be applied to the "other" candidate as well.