Unbelievable coincidence: I was in detention at Ernie Davis junior high school in Elmira, NY in about 1953 when Ass't Principal Silas Perry marched up to me and asked me if I flatulated. Well, I didn't know what to make of that, so I denied it, he asked again, I denied again; then he asked me if I farted. I was so relieved I said yes, sir, I did do that, but not the other thing.