So, if we have only 10 years left maybe we should change certain phrases to actually reflect reality. I'm going to start this off with a few age related guarantees:
10 year drive train warranty is now "lifetime warranty".
Any prison sentence over 10 years makes a person a lifer.
A 30-year roof is now "A Forever Roof".
I don't know what he's done about it but I'm gonna buy as much ocean front property down there as I can.