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This is what the Blues is all about! Big Joe Williams' Baby Please Don't Go. It has been covered more than Paris Hilton. From Muddy Waters to Ray Charles to Aerosmith. Here's a good Here's the original. You know how I can tell Your lips are moving.

Everyone knows that you are the expert when it comes to douchebaggery.

There is a difference between optimism and denial.

A lifeless performance by the Bills. More than 10 penalties committed by the Bills. A QB rating between 50 and 65 for Trent. 190 - 210 rushing yards for the Jets. At least 12 checkdown passes from Trent including at least 4 when it's 3rd and 10 or longer. 9th straight division loss. Dick will display great form with his post-loss handshake with R.R. He is very familiar and comfortable with this greeting. Dick will decline to speculate on his employment at least 4 times in the post game presser. Between Dick and Trent. the phrase "we/I will have to take a look at the film" will be used at least 8 times.

Dick Jauron has sucked the life out of this team and now the usually passionate and rabid fan base. This is the first time in my life that I am voluntarily avoiding a Bills game. Once I was in the Caribbean on my honeymoon and last year (Miami away game) I went to a festival while entertaining guests from Buffalo. The decision to give up on this team comes from being sick and tired of feeling like **** for 2 days after a loss when D.J. and Trent pay meaningless lip service to their losses. The coach doesn't seem to care and most of the players don't seem to care. The punk QB even admits to "not being a fan of the Bills." What kind of crap is that? I would like to thank Dick for freeing up some time for me though. I will be completing a lot of home improvement projects around the house with my newly found free time. Today I will begin cleaning my garage. The house was built in '03 and the garage only has 1 coat of compound on the walls and ceiling. I'll give them two more coats then prime and paint. The next project will be to stain my fence. When (if) Ralph comes to his senses and hires a winner I'll be back on board.

I would begin assembling my fantasy roster here.

I've never been a fan of Hefeweizens (can't get past the unfiltered cloudiness) but I've been enjoying a lot of Octoberfests this time of year. I was surprised to find that Sam Adams has proved to be my favorite. I'm not much of a Sam Adams fan, but their Octoberfest is great.

Exactly. This is a heartless bunch of players thanx to our milquetoast "leader". Jauron sets the bar low and the players are willing to play along. I've seen enough out of Jauron's teams to realize that there's no chance of success under the scarecrow. I've lost hope and have given up on this team until Jauron's lifeless corpse is removed from the sidelines. I'll check in on the game from time to time in between cleaning my garage.

It's time to present this thread to an Obamacare death panel.

Too plain. Should've had this as the background. BTW: Wouldn't the billboard be more effective if it were in Detroit where our absentee owner lives?

Good luck to them. They will need it.

No. Please. I'm sorry. Just don't let him hit me with his purse!

I don't have the energy to comment on Marv Levy's impact on the current Bills team, but I must say I LOVE YOUR AVATAR!!!

Do they have a practice bubble that Dick can get the game moved into?

No. I haven't been caught yet.

I would add Marcus Stroud to that list. Otherwise, you're dead on!

There is no winning, only different degrees of losing.

Of course I've got the right solution. The prison code makes a lot of sense. For example, these are the basic rules in prison: 1. Don't be a rat. Snitches get stitches. 2. Handle your own business. 3. The lowest form of life is a child molester or cop. Then there is this pearl of wisdom: If you let 'em take your smokes, he's gonna take your lunch, if you let 'em take your lunch, he's gonna take your ass. So protect your smokes like they're your ass! (In other words if you give them an inch, they'll take a mile. Every single time!) The prison code makes perfect sense and a lot of people in "the world" could benefit from living by it! BTW: Don't call me stupid. My father called me stupid once. Once!

Gorgeous? Really? I could think of another word... DUDE. Moustache - check. Adam's apple - check. Yeah, that's a man baby!

Does anyone ever figure life out?

Get back to me in twenty years.

Sanchez says "no way Jose."

< In my best John Madden voice> "Now here's a guy that's scoring more than the Bills offense."

I would give both arms and a leg for one night with her!!!

You should have followed prison rules. On day 1 you confront the baddest mother!@#$er you can find. In this case probably the fifth year senior. You knock out his front grill and !@#$ his bloody mouth. Voila. All of this petty B.S. would have been avoided.