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I actually used my Mom's Cherokee. On one hand it was a little strange and sad, on the other hand I felt kind of close to her.

Yes, she did go to the funeral. My being there for the funeral (after she insisted that I use her car, I would have gladly rented a ride) was what made her behavior even more stunning. It took quite a while to convince my wife that I wasn't joking when I called her to tell her what happened. She really let her Mom have it.

I've been married for over 16 years. I got along great with my in-laws from the beginning. Father-in-law died 9 years ago. I had a situation with my mother-in-law two years ago that basically caused me to write her off. I flew into Buffalo for my mother's funeral and planned to rent a car for the few days that I was going to be there. M-I-L told me not to bother, that I could use her car while I was in town. I said O.K. Had a friend pick me up at the airport and take me to her house. As we arrive, she's walking to her car with her boyfriend. Smiling and laughing, she shakes the car keys at me and says "I bet you want these, but you're not getting them. We have to go to the reservation for cigarettes and have some other things to do." It was one of the most bizarre situations that I've ever experienced. I assume that her boyfriend had influenced her decision, but I just said "whatever" and left. Haven't had a conversation with her since.

Happy Birthday all of youse guys!

I suspect that FagCrunch knew their commercial would be rejected, the liberal media would run with the story, and it would be the greatest free advertising campaign of all time. The fact that we are discussing it here proves that their ploy was successful.

Great news! I hope it only keeps getting better!

I'm in! I'm pulling for you Beerball!

Victim?

Just following the Mayors advice...

Well said, I've never met Beerball, but over the past couple of days, I've been thinking of him often and wishing him well from 650 miles away.

Man, how did I miss this? I don't know if this was televised, certainly didn't hear anything about it until it was over. I'm a pretty big fan of Neil Young and that's an impressive list of tribute artists. I'll definitely be looking for some footage of this event. Hopefully a DVD will be available.

Hey, even the losers...

No, actually, I WIN!!!

All right, I'll sharpen my skills here in the minors while Beerball is recovering. You win!

This might help.

Best wishes for a full recovery Beerball.

I guess I should've closed my eyes when you drove me to the place Where your horses run free Cuz I felt a little ill when I saw all the pictures Of the jockeys that were there before me Believe it or not, I started to worry I wondered if I had enough class But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right And you say - "Baby, have you got enough gas?"

Let's have a ball and biscuit sugar!

Horndogs are everywhere.

The sheep are happy!

Sausage and meatballs for example?

Wow! Sign me up! On second thought, don't men out-number women by 10-1? Those odds aren't for me! No wonder you're trying to lure Lana!

I've got an empty bedroom complete with direct TV right next to a full bathroom. In-ground pool with jacuzzi. Y'all come on down! Errr, I might have to run this by the wife first.

Evans is a #2 on a contender.

So do we change our name to Tech North or The Buffalo Hillbillies?