BLZFAN4LIFE

I am a part of all that I have met. ~Alfred Lord Tennyson

Take two birds and tie them together. Although they have four wings, they can not fly!

Does anybody remember laughter?

VERY well played! Now let's kill 2 birds with 1 stone. 1. Banish you down to the silver medal podium. 2. that anyone in the world with a pulse can appreciate.

... as well as the leader of this epic competition.

Have I mentioned that I'm a

Gimme 3 steps.

Has anyone seen

- Too optimistic for me. The glass IS half empty! Every silver lining has a gray cloud! Did I mention that

wasn't where I was going with that one. I am familiar with your version though.

Wait 'til

Ever been to I know a town where people are running Away from life it seems very funny They think they are smart don't doubt what they say Scared of a change existing only To bring me down Thought less in heart/desperate in honesty Failed from the start/wasted and suffering Supply them their drugs/just don't take them away Scared of a change/existing only To bring me down I don't feel like I should even worry about you But I take the time and you push me away I don't care too much no more I always seem to waste my breath Go my own way Go my own way

Does anybody here remember

- Still waiting for him to become the next Bruce Smith. Any day now...

Bingo! / end thread. Nothing to see here folks. Losman's defect IS and always has been above his shoulders. That's NOT going to change. Ever.

Yep, memory is the second thing to go.

... and I see that your plan is working to perfection so far! Bury me upside down so that the rest of the world can kiss my ass!

That would save a lot of quess work.

So I'm not completely wasting my time here. You really do learn something new everyday. Yesterday I learned that vaginas can have teeth, today I learned why red is the danger color.

- Not too sure how dead oil rig workers get brought up in a little light-hearted ribbing of the Prez. People die every day, at work, at war, suddenly, and tragically. Should I be in constant mourning?

Does that make it a quadruple standard?

Yeah, give the guy a break. Shaking down an international oil company and touting a .3% drop in unemployment is exhausting work. Even God needed the seventh day off.

Because it rhymes with dead.

PBR me ASAP! NOT!!!

That's good to know, you'll probably tell me that I don't have to pay taxes either.