How interesting that you chose to retreat. Since you claim to have a great sense of humor, allow me to run a few by you...
Q: How do you confuse a French Soldier?
A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.
Q: What's the motto of the US Marine Corps?
A: Semper Fi (Always Faithful)
Q: What's the motto of the French Army?
A: Stop, drop, and run!
Q. Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France? A. They do not know how to say "CHARGE!"
Q: What do you call a French man killed defending his country?
A: I don't know either, its never happened!
Q: Why do the French never perform “the wave” at a soccer game?
A: Because, that’s a gesture reserved for use only in time of war.
"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against DisneyWorld and Big Macs than the Nazis?" -- Dennis Miller
Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if you are French.
Q: What English word has no equivalent in the French language?
A: Gratitude.
Why should we expect the French to help us liberate Iraq, they didn't help us liberate France!
Q: What's the shortest book ever written?
A: French War Heroes.