Have you heard about the dyslexic lawyer?
He spent all year studying for the bra exam.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
-Ground Beef.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic and an insomniac??
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there really IS a dog.
A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here."
Mushroom says, "why not, I'm a FUN GUY!!!"