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He doesn't know how to use the three seashells...

Winner.

I'm not so sure that was on Tyrod. I think if Sammy doesn't slow down and jump, he catches that ball in stride and runs all the way back to Buffalo.

I like the way Solomon Wilcotts put it: "Deranged Rhino." I think we have a new nickname. We can just call him Rhino for short.

When I met Freddy Smerlas a few weeks ago, he had a photo of himself and Kelso on the wall in his office. The topic of the helmet came up and, according to Freddy, it actually made for bigger problems than concussions. According to him, when a helmet or shoulder pad would hit the padding on the Great Gazoo helmet, instead of glancing off, it would get stuck to the padding and wrench his neck in unnatural directions.

INteresting.

Yes, he still has quite the impressive mustache, though it is all gray now.

I've been managing a warehouse in Marlborough, MA, for about a year and a half now. Shortly after I came on board, all of the delivery drivers at the dock (upon seeing me in Bills gear nearly every day) kept telling me that Fred Smerlas' company, All Pro Promotions and Appearances, is right down the street, about 1/8th of a mile away. They kept saying I should go over there and introduce myself, check out all of the memorabilia in his office, and talk football with him. So, this morning, I finally did. He was a great guy. He was happy to take a couple minutes out of his day to talk Buffalo football and sign a couple of autographs for a Bills fan. I love it when guys are cool to the fans and take the time out to acknowledge them. My week has been made.

Sounds like you need to study your math a little harder. Maybe your kid can tutor you.

Or perhaps you were just a little too dim to pick up on it. It's ok, I don't hold it against people. Being clever is tough if you aren't born with it. I've tried to teach a number of people to be more clever but, unfortunately, if the genetics aren't there, they just aren't there. Being clever is not easily taught. Either you are or you're not. Sounds like you're not. But it's ok. You can still live a long and productive life if you stay in school and say no to drugs.

Matthew Cassel. Either my sarcasm detector is broken, or the /sarcasm was omitted from your initial post. My bad.

Go find a cowboys board, Matthew.

Thank you. I am, however, disappointed that it took 16 minutes for this reply to be posted. Have we already forgotten the epicness of the Mario hostage situation/FA visit thread? The two other acceptable responses would have been "F5" or "deers."

That he likes his women "like he likes his coffee..."

Subjecting Londoners to the jag0ffs, fish, and jests while selling it as great American football should already be considered an act of terror...

You shorted them one *. Just sayin.

I feel you. I made the drive from the very northeastern corner of MA near the NH state line & Portsmouth for the pats** game. But I'd do it every week if I had the chance.

We made a little profit. Basically traded a 5th and a 7th for a 5th and a 6th.

I ate at a buddy's house who couldn't eat gluten once. He did a whole gluten free spread. The gluten free versions of normal foods were so terrible I couldn't eat any of them. I have no idea what gluten is, but I learned two things about it that day: it is delicious, and I think all food needs more of it.

Quarterback sandiclititis. Or The equipment staff forgot to pack the Quarterback's prefered brand of tampons, causing significant discomfort and altering the throwing motion.

I was hoping someone wod finish it off.

His name is Willie (Willie Beaman) He keeps the ladies (creamin') And all the fans (he got 'me screamin) You can defeat him? (You're dreamin')

Giselle likes Tom's balls deflated... they fit in her purse better.

This is having exactly the effect I am looking for. Got tons of dirty looks on the highway this morning, and all the pats** fans at the office have seen my truck in the parking lot and are getting pissed. God it's gonna feel good to roll into the lot Monday after the Bills knock of their no-good, cheating, tainted-legacy having team on Sunday afternoon.

You'd be heading the opposite way, I believe. I head south on 495 in the morning and north to go home in the evening. MA only has 6 digits on the license plate. That'd be a good one, but I'll stick with my Full Metal Jacket reference "Pvt. Joker" plates, since when I was in the Corps, I was a Combat Correspondent,I was Pvt. Joker.