I freaking love it... great post. Spot on every one of those Brett Hull, confederate flag flyers, spoiler super-gluers, perfectly said.
Can I add one more to the list? Raiders fans... no wait hear me out. Not the fans who actually KNOW football or know something about the team. I mean the guys or slap a Raiders sticker (right above their Nike Swoosh sticker) on the back window of their ridiculously low riding trucks to get "street-cred," the ones who wear all the gear to the mall, but couldn't tell Ken Stabler from Ken Venturi, the ones who have their gangsta biotches wearing raiders gear because it identifies them as thier "property" and lastly the one's who DO know football and know about the team, but feel compelled to dress like their going to a Sci-fi convention. Sorry guys the "black hole" doesn't impose much fear when your team couldn't beat UB, Buff State or the Orchard Park Pilgrims.