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It's a hoot! I love it!

Seriously if Taylor Hicks doesn't win I will have to eat my own underpants.

Anyone in Buffalo ever had any dealings with The Sporting Store? they say they are based on Delaware Ave... (http://www.thesportingstore.com/) I need to order 50 new game jerseys for my football team - these guys came up via Google and coincidentally are in Buffalo. So I am looking for insider knowledge. If anyone has any bright Ideas on how to get 50 relatively inexpensive Football jerseys (I need to be able to specify the numbers and size obviously) I'd be grateful. Oh BTW - I need to get Navy shirts with white numbers - think Penn State.

Drop me a PM Pete - I could use a good drink sometime soon. What better excuse to drink AND talk Bills football... Where are you staying in England?

Lana - James Blunt is a guy who used to be in the British Army and now sings girly love songs. He is HUGE over here - so hi svoice kinda jars me. But in truth - he's pretty good.

I sadly didn't get to visit there... But thanks for the heads up - I'll put it on my list for next time...

Craig Ochs had a nice scrimmage this weekend by all accounts... Is anyone near to Tampa visiting the NFLE Training Camps right now? The big draw is Drew Henson, but I'd like to know how the Bills allocations are getting along. If anyone does go - look out for number 79 of Berlin Thunder... It's my buddy Lorn Mayers - the 20 year old kid who spent last years training camp with the Raiders. If he comes along well this NFLE season he could be picked up by the Raiders or any of the other 31 NFL teams... He could use your support.

More like Fergie from Black Eyed Peas if you ask me. mmmmm

nice belly.

YES PLEASE.... Smoking hot... Shame they only got silver.

Have you guys seen the US chick in the Ice Dancing contest? I watched last night... The girl in the red 'dress'. Seriously smoking hot. Also - funny to see so many medal hopefuls stack it by falling down. Never again will I talk about Ice Dancing. I promise.

Yes there is...! Actually I have some good insider knowledge on this... I was at the NFL's official UK Superbowl party, and got talking to Alastair Kirkwood, NFL Vice President of Strategic Planning and Development. Alastair is a Bills fan and was at the Superbash with his Willis McGahee jersey Anyway - they made the announcement that the NFL had approved the proposal to play a REGULAR season game at Wembly Stadium here in London. Afterwards we got to talking, and he told me that the key is in convincing an NFL team to give up a home game to play in the UK. Few teams are willing to do this. His shortlist of interested teams is: Kansas City, Dallas, New England, Oakland and San Francisco. There may have been a couple of others in the mix, but he intimated that KC and NE are the most likely. I think this WILL happen. The chances of the Bills playing then obviously depend on whether we are playing away to the desginated home team. I'm kinda torn on this. In a way I would rather the Bills don't come here to play in the regular season, because the hit with travel and time difference could screw with practises and preparation... On the other hand, if ANY NFL team comes here I'll be there. It would be all the sweeter to see the Bills again at Wembly. It will be a homecoming for me.

I really hope that Grey haired guy makes it thru... I like his voice a lot. The talent is really showing now eh?? Hollywood rocks.

I'm an idiot... I see all the links now... Good stuff. Welcome back Alex.

AVP is with the Bills as Off. Quality Control coach... When did this happen? This is great. AVP is one of my favourite guys involved with the Bills... I need links... I got nothin.

OT is fast becoming the 'real' Stadium Wall...

I just loved the pro-bowl punting masterclass put on by Moorman and Schneck. Also - that is the greatest long snapping/holder pair in Buffalo Bills history. I am pumped up right now. With old-school Marv back, we can be guaranteed to see a few punts on 1st down now that Brian has gotten the respect he deserves. And with his holding skills, I figure we can kick field goals from OUR OWN goalline. YEAH... ---BREAKING NEWS--- JP Losman benched in favour of Mike Schneck. Dick Jauron announced today that Schneck would like up 12 yards deep, and long snap downfield to improve accuracy and the long ball at the QB position. ---ENDS--- Well done Brian and Mike!

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1. The title of what relatively unknown song by a very popular (multi-decade) band on their most famous album describes the Bills under Donahoe's regime? U2 - The Joshua Tree - Running to Stand Still 2. The publicity for the Turin Olympics has been understated at best. 3. What is the difference between what these guys do In Jersey and some who use simliar methods in Canada? Canadians do it with a slightly British accent. 4. Who will be the most improved player on the 2006 NE Patriots? Vince Wolfork 5. Who has the rosiest future in sports? Jose Mourinho

A standing 'O' ohhhhhh Ovation... and there was my filthy mind thinking a Big 'O'

This is the one with Tom Brady right?? He sure looks like he never touched a boob before...

I'm kinda disappointed we haven't seen too many rockers as yet... I'll wait out to see what Hollywood brings when they show it here tomorrow - but so far, the 'talent' has seemed VERY thin.

Well exactly- they can't be too bright. After all, they are football coaches right?

Your national anthem is meanto to be a upbeat ditty. TMQ did an analysis of National Anthems some time ago... I think it's meant to be sung in something under 45 seconds. Anything above is a butchering... Whitney Housten, KILLED your anthem. Now every bugger thinks it needs a vibrato warble every 4 bars. Get an anthem like ours - one that sounds best when sung by a crowd of drunks who can only remember one verse and includes mandatory lyrics such as "Da Da Dad Dahhhhh SEEEEEEEND HEERRRRR VVIIIICCCCTOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIOUS"

I like mine - it's even got stadium wall bricks if you look closely.